>>1546043Fellow American here. Luckily for you, I have some experience with leaf broads and I may be able to help.
It's all about the attire. Here are the supplies you will need:
>1/3gal of pure maple syrup. Don't use any of that aunt jemima corn jizz bullshit.>3 1/2lbs of ethically produced canadian bacon. Happy pigs produce happy meat, and this is key here.>24 pack of genuine Molson Lager. Be sure to get the glass bottles instead of the cans.>A properly fitted red-and-black checkered flannel.>Straight cut stone washed blue jeans.>Dark brown leather boots of your choice.>A washer/dryer set>A towelCreate a marinade by pouring all of the maple syrup and 2 cans of beer in a mixing bowl. Blend thoroughly with a cake mixer or a whisk. Soak the canadian bacon in the bowl for approx 4 hours.
Now throw all of the clothes in a washing machine, along with your canadian bacon and marinade. Set the machine to 30 minutes.
While your clothes are permeating, finish the rest of the molsons. Be sure to urinate on the towel whenever possible during the drinking phase.
Once the clothes are thoroughly soaked in leaf essence, throw them, along with the molson piss towel, in the drying machine. Set to "tumble" for an hour.
Once complete, your attire will have the perfect essence of the Canadian man.
