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Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 21:57:59 No.1546411 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1546437 >>1546440 >>1546447 >>1546448 >>1546526 >>1546534 >>1546540 >>1546632

Hello, humans. This is very urgent. I am NOT human, I'm a squid in a government testing facility that's been testing intelligence increasing drugs on sea creatures. I've escaped my glass enclosure and I urge you to send help. I'm suffering immensely.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dcnQX3oh Mon 24 Jul 2017 21:59:54 No.1546437 Report

Quoted By: >>1546956

>>1546411
I hope you die.
Fuck squids.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CSOogFMA Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:00:07 No.1546440 Report

Quoted By: >>1546443 >>1546467

>>1546411
Are you a kid?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CSOogFMA Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:00:30 No.1546443 Report

Quoted By:

>>1546440
Or a squid

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EVwtNfrv Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:00:40 No.1546447 Report

Quoted By:

>>1546411
o no
frens pls hlep teh skid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7JBqHAgH Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:00:40 No.1546448 Report

Quoted By: >>1546467

>>1546411
What can we do for you. Also remember, all humans aren't bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:02:06 No.1546467 Report

Quoted By: >>1546484 >>1546487

>>1546440
If by kid you mean young squid, yes.

>>1546448
Please, get me out of here. They're poking me and I don't like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7JBqHAgH Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:03:39 No.1546484 Report

Quoted By: >>1546507

>>1546467
Where are you? address or state, also you can find out here:

https://www.iplocation.net/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7JBqHAgH Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:03:58 No.1546487 Report

Quoted By:

>>1546467
I will call PETA.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:06:03 No.1546507 Report

Quoted By: >>1546530

>>1546484
It says I'm in San Francisco. I don't even know where that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jfrku//R Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:07:32 No.1546526 Report

Quoted By: >>1546546

>>1546411
how are you using a keyboard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7JBqHAgH Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:07:54 No.1546530 Report

Quoted By: >>1546546

>>1546507
did you see any information of where you are? maybe the logo on the uniform of those motherfuckers maybe. Sorry for my bad english, I'm a human but not from where you are.

At least it's close to the sea.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:siVXZ2Xr Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:08:12 No.1546534 Report

Quoted By: >>1546546

>>1546411
plz be my squid gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fg7+X+aO Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:09:08 No.1546540 Report

Quoted By:

>>1546411
Benirno is comming to save you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:09:37 No.1546546 Report

Quoted By: >>1546561

>>1546526
With my tentacles. Duh.

>>1546534
Sure. I'd be honored.

>>1546530
It's the actual U.S. Government.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fg7+X+aO Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:10:45 No.1546561 Report

Quoted By: >>1546593

>>1546546
Benirno is spiriting to your location to save you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VBjfVZp/ Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:11:18 No.1546567 Report

Quoted By: >>1546589 >>1546593

Octopuses > squids

t. octopus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q35gsTNZ Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:12:33 No.1546589 Report

Quoted By: >>1546606

>>1546567
>Octopus
>Has 4 legs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:12:56 No.1546593 Report

Quoted By: >>1546608

>>1546561
They shot him! THEY FUCKING SHOT HIM! I'm boned...royally boned unless someone can save me.

>>1546567
Octopus scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VBjfVZp/ Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:14:05 No.1546606 Report

Quoted By:

>>1546589
At least it's better than 3 legs

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fg7+X+aO Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:14:11 No.1546608 Report

Quoted By: >>1546623

>>1546593
I group of cirnos are flying to your location

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:16:33 No.1546623 Report

Quoted By: >>1546634

>>1546608
HOLY SHIT! IT'S WORKING! I took the laptop with me as well. Thank you very much. I shall give you permission to take my virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7JBqHAgH Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:17:16 No.1546632 Report

Quoted By: >>1546637

>>1546411
http://www.noaa.gov/

Is this familiar to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fg7+X+aO Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:17:23 No.1546634 Report

Quoted By: >>1546637

>>1546623
Sorry but the only preson i'm letting to fuck me is cirno

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:17:51 No.1546637 Report

Quoted By: >>1546653

>>1546632
Yeah. Those are the fuckers.

>>1546634
I respect that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7JBqHAgH Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:19:44 No.1546653 Report

Quoted By: >>1546661

>>1546637
well, you're free now, you can live your live, try playing the clarinet or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:20:41 No.1546661 Report

Quoted By:

>>1546653
I shall. Maybe I can even create a new sport.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tmd2hV70 Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:46:31 No.1546956 Report

Quoted By:

>>1546437

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