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>be 12 year old me in London
>taking a walk around the city with my father and two 10 year old brothers
>my father needed change, so he walked into a weird gift store
>naturally, my brothers and I followed our dad and started looking around in this weird store
>there were posters and plates and magazines of vintage quality and abstract items like a doll holding a bulb in her hand
>my brothers come across a brass 10-inch cigarette lighter that flames on and off with a switch
>I see my father getting from the corner of my eyes taking his change from the counter, didn't buy anything.
>returned my focus to my brothers who were giggling like autists still flicking the thing on and off while the emo cashier didn't bother saying anything
>look back to my dad who is now by the entrance of the store smirking and chuckling and shaking his head a bit before he went out
>at that moment, a shock of horror struck me as I realized what my brothers were messing around with
>slap both of them on the back of their heads, tell them dad went out, and their faces went pale once I told them my realization
>my dad is still holding his chuckles as we're walking to the metros
My brothers were playing around with a brass cigarette lighter that looked like a fucking penis.
