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Anonymous ID:lZVuaF/S Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:48:26 No.1546973 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1548207 >>1549187

>be non-american
>be obsessed with america

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Anonymous ID:2WF0HMqc Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:49:24 No.1546982 Report

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yeah he's pretty mad isn't he

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LVjvgF4R Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:52:04 No.1547011 Report

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I really like America, it's nice to drive in an American-made car while drinking American-made coffee from an American-made travel mug on American-made roads to check your finances in an American bank.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:52:32 No.1547015 Report

Quoted By: >>1547049 >>1548378

I always wished I was American.
Living in a big suburbian house with a front yard in a neighborhood where all the houses look the same.
My dad going off to work every morning in his pointlessly big vehicle, my mother cooking me waffles, eggs and an orange juice for breakfast then giving me my own car keys to drive to school since I can do that when I'm 16 for some reason. I pet my 2 dogs goodbye and turn the engine on

I'd then go to school, park my car and shoot everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lZVuaF/S Mon 24 Jul 2017 22:55:13 No.1547049 Report

Quoted By: >>1548471

>>1547015
yeah lets make people wait until they are 30 and only allow them to drive electric scooters.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Mon 24 Jul 2017 23:21:52 No.1547422 Report

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Your 16 year olds spend all day posting KEK memes on FB yet you trust them handling a machine that weights 2 tons?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tqj2QhJv Mon 24 Jul 2017 23:23:21 No.1547449 Report

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I really love America

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TnczqpHV Mon 24 Jul 2017 23:28:22 No.1547496 Report

Quoted By: >>1548251

I love america if I had the chance I'd move there but seem like obama fuck your country big time now you guys are more divided then every

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ygWxwyus Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:27:34 No.1548194 Report

Quoted By: >>1548352

>my entire country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:21aoeesS Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:29:25 No.1548207 Report

Quoted By:

>>1546973
>be american
>get triggered
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:icx9KS6v Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:33:50 No.1548251 Report

Quoted By: >>1548284

>>1547496
Every president we have, people will always find reason the blame the last for our problems. When it was Clinton, everybody blamed H.W., when it was W. everybody blamed Clinton, when it was Obama, everybody blamed W. and now everybody blames Obama. The divide has always been there, it just gets worse and worse with each president. Welcome to bi-partisan American politics.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:37:28 No.1548284 Report

Quoted By: >>1548361 >>1548508 >>1548895

>>1548251
Imagine if America was an actual democracy with a parliament

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:koeoVU5C Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:43:13 No.1548352 Report

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>>1548194

talk for yourself you fucking turncoat pikey piece of turnip

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Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:44:36 No.1548361 Report

Quoted By: >>1548453

>>1548284
>what is the house of representatives

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:46:07 No.1548378 Report

Quoted By: >>1548471 >>1548543

>>1547015
But all the houses in my village look completely different.

Some brick, some cobblestone, some wood. What are you getting at?

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Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:52:02 No.1548453 Report

Quoted By: >>1548476 >>1548477 >>1548503

>>1548361
>this guy got 4% of the popular vote but the millions of people who voted him will remain unrepresented cause MAH 2 PARTII SYSTEM

How the fuck are you guys ok with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:53:29 No.1548471 Report

Quoted By: >>1548476

>>1548378
>>1547049

Both of you hoes missed my puncline :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:54:15 No.1548476 Report

Quoted By: >>1548531

>>1548453
Because that's how our government system works.

>>1548471
Can you answer me? What was your punchline?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:54:19 No.1548477 Report

Quoted By: >>1548503 >>1548506 >>1548531 >>1548648

>>1548453
we're as okay with it as you are with pic related. who told you anyone is okay with how things are? I curse martin van buren every day for the party system

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:56:00 No.1548503 Report

Quoted By: >>1548531

>>1548453
>>1548477
Oh and also those people are represented through the house of representatives. did you think the only form of government we have is the president or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:56:27 No.1548506 Report

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>>1548477
Yeah, why don't we talk about Greece's fucked economy?

18k$ gdp per capita. Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T6SvxYVN Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:56:40 No.1548508 Report

Quoted By:

>>1548284
it is

when you really think about it, the president isn't really as much of a leader as he is an administrator

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:58:15 No.1548531 Report

Quoted By: >>1548543 >>1548563

>>1548477
Yah that article is fake af, I remember reading it when it first came out. Good b8 but in case you come to Greece the standard hooker price is 20 - 50 bucks till you cum.
Most of our hoes are from Eastern Europe to

>>1548476
Well your system is a shit

And my punchline was that at the end I shoot up the school

>>1548503
Nobody from this dude's party, which got 4% of the popular vote made it into the goverment. Those votes were simply ignored. How is that democratic?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 00:59:32 No.1548543 Report

Quoted By: >>1548550

>>1548531
Oh my god that didn't answer me.

see >>1548378

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:00:45 No.1548550 Report

Quoted By: >>1548582

>>1548543
I was talking about Suburbs not your village

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:01:40 No.1548563 Report

Quoted By: >>1548615

>>1548531
>Nobody from this dude's party, which got 4% of the popular vote made it into the goverment. Those votes were simply ignored. How is that democratic?
Are you retarded? Way more than 4% of our elected officials are third part, including independent; here's a list of all third party members currently holding office https://ballotpedia.org/Current_third_party_state_officeholders

And it's good to know that greek women are selling themselves for the price of a quarter tank of gas rather than a sandwich I suppose, but I'm still inclined to believe the peer reviewed study at Panteion University that states it fell to 2 euros for half an hour of sex at times

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Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:03:03 No.1548582 Report

Quoted By: >>1548615

>>1548550
Suburbs are where rich people live. are you calling us rich?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:06:38 No.1548615 Report

Quoted By: >>1548641 >>1548648

>>1548563
That study is complete fucking bullshit but believe what you want. I'm sure you're glad you have to illegally pay a crack addict 100 bucks just for a blowjob

Thanks for the link btw but the 2 party system is still retarded and my point still stands

>>1548582
You're looking too much into a shitpost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:08:39 No.1548641 Report

Quoted By:

>>1548615
Why the FUCK are you avoiding all my questions?

And are you saying you lost your virginity to a prostitute? Sad as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:09:09 No.1548648 Report

Quoted By: >>1548687 >>1548704

>>1548615
I'm more happy that I don't have to pay for sex in the first place. But yeah, the two party system is retarded. See: >>1548477

However our two party system has clearly worked better than whatever hellacious shit is going on in greece

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:12:31 No.1548687 Report

Quoted By:

>>1548648
>I'm more happy that I don't have to pay for sex in the first place
This. I guess that's how his country is going to pull it's economy back together?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:13:53 No.1548704 Report

Quoted By: >>1548723 >>1548768

>>1548648
Nah the election system is actually pretty good. We're just retarded.
Basically any party that gets more than 3% of the votes gets a representative in parliament and the more % the more seats you get. A party needs a certain amount of seats to form a goverment, or it has to form a coalition with another party. That way pretty much everyone can be represented.
Dunno if it could work on a country the size of the US though

I don't pay for sex either just trying to make things clear. Fuck not even the black whores (fresh African immigrants) wouldn't do it for 2 euros

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:15:55 No.1548723 Report

Quoted By: >>1548740

>>1548704
>Dunno if it could work on a country the size of the US though
Then why are you wasting you time explaining?

>I don't pay for sex either
Again, why are you wasting you time arguing over this if you don't? I think you're telling porky pies, fatboy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:17:37 No.1548740 Report

Quoted By: >>1548758

>>1548723
Cause spreading shit that sex is so cheap here would be false advertising, and we really need that tourist money. So remember kids, 20 bucks or GTFO

And I'm explaining it cause you called it shit dummy

At least we didn't elect a reality TV actor for president

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:19:06 No.1548758 Report

Quoted By: >>1548769 >>1548847

>>1548740
At least I'm not a 5 foot tall fat literal nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:19:50 No.1548768 Report

Quoted By: >>1548847

>>1548704
The way elections work here is we have the president, house of representatives, and senate. The senate is comprised of 100 people, two from each state. There are 435 members of congress, one elected from each county in the United States. Your system wouldn't work here because Harambe would have a seat in congress if that were the case. Both Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul were elected into congress as third party members and represent their constituents as such. The only time the two party system fucks us is in the presidential race, third parties have a chance in every other election

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:19:52 No.1548769 Report

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>>1548758
Oh, and at least I'm not poor either.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:27:10 No.1548847 Report

Quoted By: >>1548882 >>1548926

>>1548758
I'm probz taller and whiter than you
I'll just stand here laughing while you racemixers still think you're white.

>>1548768
I agreed that this shit wouldn't work for you guys. You could just raise the needed % but meh.

Still the ammount of 3d party guys is pathetic.
Only 2 of them in Congress, and one of them run to lead the Democrats?
Not to say we aren't corrupt but that system really makes it easy for lobbies to form and dictate shit.

What would make the presidential race better in your opinion?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:30:07 No.1548882 Report

Quoted By: >>1548890

>>1548847
I'm 6'5.
And Dutch as far as I know. Blonde hair, Greenish blue eyes.

You're what, 5'3 with dark brown eyes and black hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:30:58 No.1548890 Report

Quoted By: >>1548920

>>1548882
Whatever you say Pedro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:icx9KS6v Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:31:15 No.1548895 Report

Quoted By: >>1548913

>>1548284
The president isn't some resident dictator like everybody (including many Americans) believe. American politics are ridiculously convoluted, because not only do you have the federal government, but also the state. Because the president is in charge of the executive branch and is easy to single out, people will literally blame them for everything. It's a lot easier than blaming the legislative or judicial branches for anything despite the fact that they share power that is virtually equal to the president.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:33:14 No.1548913 Report

Quoted By: >>1549007

>>1548895
I am aware of that
What I wasn't aware of is that it was that easy for 3d parties to get in the HOR

So I guess it's not the system, you're all just as retarded as the rest of the world

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:33:48 No.1548920 Report

Quoted By: >>1548927 >>1548945

>>1548890
>gets refuted
>le 62% maymay
Stay mad, literal fat arab half breed.

Tell me, how tall are you? That's all I care about now, you think you're taller than ME? Tell me your measurements.
Speaking of measurements, your dick is probably the size of a peanut.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:34:16 No.1548926 Report

Quoted By: >>1548973

>>1548847
>Only 2 of them in Congress, and one of them run to lead the Democrats?
A shit load more than two of them, I just listed them because they're very well known. 36 of them out of 535 representatives. 7% of our representatives are third party while only 4% of the popular vote went third party during the election.

It's hard to say what can make the presidential race better. It wasn't always this way. Theodore Roosevelt initially ran on the republican platform, won both of his elections, and after he saw how bad taft was fucking up he ran again on a third party, the bull moose party. He took enough votes from Taft to win woodrow wilson the elction, which is why that cocksucker was our president during WWI. It just kind of devolved into the republican and democrat parties being far more powerful than the rest which meant that if you wanted to become president, you needed to run on one of those tickets. In recent years third parties have gained more steam (Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, Jill Stein) but unless we take the corporate money out of campaigning it will remain this way. I'd also like to see the requirements for national debates lowered. Gary Johnson couldn't debate with Clinton and Trump because he didn't have the 12% needed early on to debate. I'd like to see that fall to ~8%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:34:22 No.1548927 Report

Quoted By: >>1548955

>>1548920
Nice try but I'm not showing you my dick faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:35:28 No.1548945 Report

Quoted By: >>1548955

>>1548920
dude you fall for the b8 in every damn thread. this is at least the fourth time I've seen you spout off about being 6'5, dutch, and from minnesota. you're acting like the characature of an american that gets shitposted here. lurk moar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:36:17 No.1548955 Report

Quoted By: >>1548964

>>1548927
So not only is your country polluted with hookers, everyone is a pornstar with porn ideologies?
I said TELL me you goldfish.

>>1548945
I'm from Georgia.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:37:09 No.1548964 Report

Quoted By: >>1548990

>>1548955
lot of 6'5 dutch posters here then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:38:20 No.1548973 Report

Quoted By: >>1549023

>>1548926
No, just the Liberal guy got 4%. All of the 3d parties got more. Or maybe I'm wrong, % for non Republicans/Democrats was hard to find, comes to show.

Weren't Democrats and Republicans always the main players though? They certainly were even during the Civil War iirc

Anyway that's my main gripe with your system to, you have to join one of those 2 fuckers if you want an equal chance, which means you'll have to filter yourself. I'm surprised Bernie made it that far.

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Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:39:22 No.1548990 Report

Quoted By: >>1549005

>>1548964
I'm actually 6'4 1/2 but I round it to 6'5.
How tall are you?

And who's to say I'm not baiting him ECKS DEE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:41:06 No.1549005 Report

Quoted By: >>1549015

>>1548990
tRUE
He made those Greece is bankrupt and not white posts which really rustled my jimmies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:icx9KS6v Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:41:33 No.1549007 Report

Quoted By: >>1549025

>>1548913
Yeah, the house of reps is basically our mini parliament. American government is basically a Frankenstein story where multiple political systems are brought to life in some horrendous monstrosity. The only reason it hasn't collapsed on itself yet is because it takes so long for anything to get done, that any drastic change suggestions will simply sit around until they are forgotten about.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBNyoRnb Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:43:09 No.1549015 Report

Quoted By: >>1549025

>>1549005
But you are poor and bankrupt with a crumbling economy experiencing a Great-Depression-like recession?

what's your salary?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:43:52 No.1549023 Report

Quoted By: >>1549037

>>1548973
Libertarian, not liberal. And a total of 4.3% of the popular vote went third party overall, not just to Johnson. Johnson for 3.3% and Stein got 1%. 5.8 million votes went to the two of them combined, compared to the 129 million people who voted for Trump or HIllary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:43:56 No.1549025 Report

Quoted By:

>>1549007
What a bureaucratic mess
The State systems looks nice at least

>>1549015
Jokes on you I'm unemployed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:45:08 No.1549037 Report

Quoted By: >>1549065

>>1549023
>compared to the 129 million people who voted for Trump or HIllary

The hivemind is real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RoiLxURa Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:47:23 No.1549065 Report

Quoted By: >>1549073

>>1549037
Those were the only two candidates that had a realistic chance of winning. I voted Johnson knowing he had no chance. Right wing people took a look at hillary and thought "there's no way I'm letting that win" and left did the same with trump. I figured they're both terrible candidates so I threw my vote to someone I like, even if he is a shitty libertarian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XguUyETK Tue 25 Jul 2017 01:48:58 No.1549073 Report

Quoted By:

>>1549065
Ironically that's the same thing I did in our elections

But that's the issue with modern elections, not just the US ones. The media pretty much chooses which candidates can "realistically" win

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bwWEsW9c Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:01:05 No.1549187 Report

Quoted By: >>1549218

>>1546973
Burgerbro I'm going to florida in december, is it nice there then?

White Privelage

White Privelage ID:CuFhTSRu Tue 25 Jul 2017 02:04:28 No.1549218 Report

Quoted By:

>>1549187
Yes. It's the perfect temperature. Avoid south Florida.

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