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Quoted By: >>15477815
>be me
>some time ago
>13
>kid from my school moves next door
>i dont talk to her but oh well
>maybe we can be freinds
>talking.jpg
> live right next to pool
>go swimming with her
>she is at the edge
>i jump in from the diving board
>splashes her
>i say "sorry if that made you wet"
>alls fine
>she gets my discord
>name at the time was dr. Sex
> her parents find my name, start investigating shit on my discord
>ohshit.png
>finds name, talks to girl, asks if anything else i said was weird
>mfw she told them that i said "sorry if that made you wet" without context
>parents get mad
>her parents spread it to other parents around the school
>mfw every god damn adult in my school thought i sexually harrased her
>fuck bitches why tf they take all this shit out of context
>never get any play until i move schools
>parents probably still think I sexually abuse girls for that one retarded thing
Also fuck you plebbit fags kys
>some time ago
>13
>kid from my school moves next door
>i dont talk to her but oh well
>maybe we can be freinds
>talking.jpg
> live right next to pool
>go swimming with her
>she is at the edge
>i jump in from the diving board
>splashes her
>i say "sorry if that made you wet"
>alls fine
>she gets my discord
>name at the time was dr. Sex
> her parents find my name, start investigating shit on my discord
>ohshit.png
>finds name, talks to girl, asks if anything else i said was weird
>mfw she told them that i said "sorry if that made you wet" without context
>parents get mad
>her parents spread it to other parents around the school
>mfw every god damn adult in my school thought i sexually harrased her
>fuck bitches why tf they take all this shit out of context
>never get any play until i move schools
>parents probably still think I sexually abuse girls for that one retarded thing
Also fuck you plebbit fags kys
