>>15496685You're jealous I deflowered my own thread's virignity.
To be honest, it's not much different from popping your own daughter's cherry. Not that I have a daughter, but the analogy fits.
By posting after me, you are currently using "used goods". This thread is a whore, a slut.
It was I who has tasted her carnal flesh before I took away her purity.
Enjoy being a cuckold to the thread you set out to mock.