>>15498123Bro this is so stupid Idk why they cant figure out a better toilet.
One night in a Stuffy restaurant in a corner of Berlin I had probably the single best meal of my life.... It was a lot of food though. Regardless, it was so fucking good I forced myself to power through. I let everyone know at my table I'd be back in a good 15 minutes as I felt the massive shit making its way down my colon to my asshole - just begging to be birthed, as it was. Whilst I waddled down the stairs to the toilet, I saw this germanized toilet. It was the not first one I saw, but only now standing there about to pass a shit that would make most quiver, did I realize the folly in its design. I said to myself, I shall teach them the flaw in this toilet. As I struggled and prayed to God to see me through this shit... it finally passed and I was happy to be alive. Thank god my guts hadn't been taken with it, I thought to myself. I got up, slowly, and turned around to see the damage. I won't paint a picture for you, but suffice to say I was very proud. Reminiscent of Randy in south park going for a record shit. I was happy and proud. Well enough was enough, time to see it gone. I flushed the toliet. It hadn't budged a millimeter. Frustrated, I tried again & again & again. At this point, it still hadn't even begun to budge. With anger, I pulled the chain probably 12 times in quick succession. Whoopsie daisy, this thing is going to flood rapidly.
>Getthefuckoutofhere.jpegI slipped away sneaky like, knowing the disaster that was surely unfolding at this point. I made my way next door to a bar, looking over my shoulder. All the sudden I hear quite the ruckus from the restaurant.
Apparently the toilet overflowed and eventually somehow my mountain of shit freed itself and floated over the top, and on the ground outside the small booth. At this point, the mountain of shit made its way outside the restroom and into the hallway of the restaurant. The shit water kept flowing.
