https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0I was jobbing to your Highness in a desolate waste
When I met you
You beat me down, and smacked me up and slapped me around
Turned my legs to bloody goo
Three decades later on you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
Please don't forget, it's you who spared my pathetic life
And you need to kiss my wife too
[Pre-Chorus: Son Goku the Kissless]
Won't, won't you kiss her?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see her
Won't, won't you kiss her?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need her
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or I will shit my diaper
[Chorus: Son Goku the Clown]
Won't you kiss my Chi-Chi?
Won't you kiss her, ohh?
Won't you kiss my Chi-Chi?
Won't you kiss her, ohh?
[Verse 2: Prince Vegeta IV]
You were jobbing to my Ape form in a desolate waste
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better wife
Either with or without you
The woman I have wed has been my lovely Queen
I laugh at you
But now I think it's time you kiss your wife on your own
She can change your diaper, too
[Pre-Chorus: Son Goku the Virgin]
Won't, won't you kiss her?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see her
Won't, won't you kiss her?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need her
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or I will shit my diaper
[Chorus: Son Goku the Diapered]
Won't you kiss my Chi-Chi?
Won't you kiss her, ohh?
Won't you kiss my Chi-Chi?
Won't you kiss her, ohh?
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus Repeated Until Fade: Son Goku the Vassal]
Won't you kiss my Chi-Chi?
Won't you kiss her, ohh?
Won't you kiss my Chi-Chi?
Won't you kiss her, ohh?
