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>>15505625
He's too broke

>>15505626
I genuinely think he might be in love with me. If I said no he'll go no contact for sure because he'll be embarrassed and it might ruin his confidence with women forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFqhmska Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:10:48 No.15505635 Report

Quoted By: >>15505680

kill him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jkw1WVM1 Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:11:22 No.15505639 Report

Quoted By: >>15507506

>>15505631
hm what if you tell him you dont want to but also that you genuinely care about him a lot and value his friendship a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MsYYeW2s Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:11:53 No.15505641 Report

Quoted By: >>15505680

>>15505631
then you have to kill him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1YvpLGOF Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:12:31 No.15505643 Report

Quoted By: >>15505680

>>15505624
You're telling me he asked you to take it? He sounds like a fucking creep. Are you seriously torn up over this? Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFqhmska Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:17:26 No.15505654 Report

Quoted By: >>15505680

and then have sex with me instead after you kill him

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fNLrrz/3 Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:17:44 No.15505656 Report

Quoted By: >>15505680 >>15505710

>>15505624
You won't lose your friendship. He's asking this from a place of transitory desperation. He'll probably sulk and then your friendship will resume as before. People don't throw friendships away easily most of the time. Most of us here have been hurt and probably on occasion inflicted hurts and so on so we're nervous about losing people but what he asked is basically a bro moment. He might very well love you but unless he's built a complicated structure around his feelings he won't do anything silly, and if he had he wouldn't have asked for that. He'd have some complicated scenario to complete before beginning your magical new life together. Just smack him and all will be ok eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ySti5RDP Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:26:37 No.15505680 Report

Quoted By: >>15505694 >>15505702 >>15507494

>>15505635
>>15505641
How 2 dispose of body

>>15505643
Yea well I think he's genuinely a good guy and I don't have that many guyfriends

>>15505654
You and my friend should have sex

>>15505656
Do you really think so? I hope that it's the case because he brings it up a lot and comes up with jokes like "if I don't lose my virginity within the next six months will you take it?" and then I have no idea how the fuck to respond to that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:niAiBZnl Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:26:51 No.15505683 Report

Quoted By: >>15505690

>>15505624
just try to hook him up, tell him you don't feel comfortable yet because you have a std

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ySti5RDP Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:30:39 No.15505690 Report

Quoted By: >>15505699 >>15505702

>>15505683
Actually saying I have an std is a really good idea. I'm actually going to use this especially if a guy doesn't want to use a condom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1YvpLGOF Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:32:00 No.15505694 Report

Quoted By: >>15505702 >>15505711

>>15505680
A good guy doesn't cross established boundaries like this. He is a creep who sees you as a sex object.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MsYYeW2s Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:33:23 No.15505699 Report

Quoted By: >>15505711

>>15505690
jesus christ dude you don't live in a sitcom. lies fall apart extremely quickly and then you've just made the problem worse by lying
you have two options
>honest conversation about your feelings
>kill him

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fNLrrz/3 Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:34:28 No.15505702 Report

Quoted By: >>15505710 >>15505711 >>15505810

>>15505680
Those are bruh jokes. If you said yes he'd say "bruh" and take his pants off but he doesn't expect you to ever say yes. Reasonable chance he gets sulky at some point but he'll be aware of the sort-of game he was playing and eventually get sick of it unless he's crawling in friends.
>>15505690
Guys often don't care about STD's. I wish I was joking. Be careful with this one.
>>15505694
Creep is way too strong and people throw that word around recklessly. He's young and dumb and if they want to remain friends they can easily do it provided he doesn't succumb to metastatic horny.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OSzs/sRP Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:37:41 No.15505710 Report

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>>15505702
>>15505656
I think youre nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ySti5RDP Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:37:52 No.15505711 Report

Quoted By: >>15505734

>>15505699
ok ok fine. i'll kill him.

>>15505694
I genuinely don't think he's a creep though. Like the other anon said I think he's just desperate to not be a khhv anymore

>>15505702
Yeah the amount of guys who would risk it to have it raw is astounding

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFqhmska Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:44:07 No.15505734 Report

Quoted By: >>15505791 >>15505814

>>15505711
>woman given a choice between an honest conversation or murder
>picks murder
oh my god and people shit on me for being a bachelor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PYS+vyTf Sat 18 Jun 2022 05:45:00 No.15505736 Report

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You will never be DT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ySti5RDP Sat 18 Jun 2022 06:00:05 No.15505791 Report

Quoted By: >>15505806

>>15505734
Bachelor or incel?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFqhmska Sat 18 Jun 2022 06:03:45 No.15505806 Report

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>>15505791
ive had 2 girlfriends in the past so yes bachelor

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C9qZhc7E Sat 18 Jun 2022 06:05:01 No.15505810 Report

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>>15505702
>Creep is way too strong and people throw that word around recklessly. He's young and dumb
I didn't even know there was a difference

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C9qZhc7E Sat 18 Jun 2022 06:05:16 No.15505814 Report

Quoted By: >>15507506

>>15505734
I would rather be murdered by a cute girl than have an honest conversation with her, however
women's feelings are way scarier than dying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bflZp7DX Sat 18 Jun 2022 06:19:53 No.15505866 Report

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kill him and then rape him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FRFsW9wU Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:09:05 No.15506330 Report

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>>15505624
just tell him you're not going to fuck him for something retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J8n9t8bn Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:10:46 No.15506336 Report

Quoted By: >>15507506

either dump him or have sex with him. your choice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x+k22d1p Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:14:26 No.15506346 Report

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>>15505624
Overdose

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEbh6zXH Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:20:28 No.15506361 Report

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>>15505624
sorry to say but this could easily make your friendship fall apart, especially if he's in love with you
don't lie to him or make an excuse though, guys will cling to false hope like that and it'll slowly destroy him instead
be honest and hope that your friendship is strong enough to survive it, if this hasn't ruined it for you already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mpnqSHrb Sat 18 Jun 2022 09:27:47 No.15506398 Report

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>>15505624
it's no homosexual when you call it a brojob.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vjgkK8Jh Sat 18 Jun 2022 14:20:15 No.15507494 Report

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>>15505680
>"if I don't lose my virginity within the next six months will you take it?"

I can't even begin to explain how cringe that is. Just tell him to fuck off, friendzone is a thing, if he can't cope with not getting his dick wet it's his problem. Buy him a fleshlight next time you celebrate his birthday with his friends or smth.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ECP5OnX+ Sat 18 Jun 2022 14:25:24 No.15507499 Report

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ywnbaw kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:svlqgUzA Sat 18 Jun 2022 14:25:36 No.15507500 Report

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>>15505631
> it might ruin his confidence with women forever.
dont worry, nobody sees you as a real woman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ODqSwjza Sat 18 Jun 2022 14:25:44 No.15507502 Report

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>>15505624
fag

Duusty tha Naasty

Duusty tha Naasty ID:Gsrs7xh4 Sat 18 Jun 2022 14:31:01 No.15507506 Report

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>>15505639
lol that helps for sure
>>15505814
lol true shit
>>15506336
or both lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ayxA6q87 Sat 18 Jun 2022 14:38:04 No.15507514 Report

Quoted By:

craig

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CRrqO6CB Sat 18 Jun 2022 14:38:28 No.15507515 Report

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>>15505624
no attraction means no intimacy, simple as.
also stop being gay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lGzLSdHD Sat 18 Jun 2022 15:31:38 No.15507894 Report

Quoted By: >>15507899

>>15505624
you can help me instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CRrqO6CB Sat 18 Jun 2022 15:32:45 No.15507899 Report

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>>15507894
die SEAmonkey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YohFbovN Sat 18 Jun 2022 15:35:53 No.15507904 Report

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>>15505624
Man ass and tranny axe wounds cant take virginities, don't worry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jkw1WVM1 Sat 18 Jun 2022 19:04:48 No.15509159 Report

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bump for more advice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MTLs953s Sat 18 Jun 2022 19:06:39 No.15509162 Report

Quoted By: >>15509243

do not have premarital sex

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xUC0OcG1 Sat 18 Jun 2022 19:28:27 No.15509243 Report

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>>15509162
cool read but a single study to bacl up these claims?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xUC0OcG1 Sat 18 Jun 2022 19:29:19 No.15509249 Report

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>>15505624
have sex with me instad and send him the video

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MBP6ya+E Sat 18 Jun 2022 20:08:51 No.15509441 Report

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>>15505624
You will take his anal virginly or you will allow him to fuck your asshole?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qS6p+4pd Sat 18 Jun 2022 20:56:01 No.15509623 Report

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>>15505624
just dont have sex with him. the reason hes your friend is not because he wants to have sex with you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q150zsEt Sat 18 Jun 2022 22:15:14 No.15509954 Report

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>>15505631
>I genuinely think he might be in love with me. If I said no he'll go no contact for sure because he'll be embarrassed and it might ruin his confidence with women forever.
That's very considerate of you.
If it doesn't make you too uncomfortable you could try to tell him and then hug him and reassure him?
Not sure, depends on how he deals with his emotions.
I do know though, that I'd probably just chuckle and say thanks for the honesty at least.
t.virgin

But it really depends on how emotionally invested he is and how he deals with it.
Being honest is better than leaving false hopes though.
If you only do one thing - tell him that you don't want him to lose confidence forever, like you said it here.

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