>>15510796Scene: Bevis and Butthead are outside their local convenience store eating some nachos while sitting on the curb. Bevis is shovling the nachos into his mouth. Butthead hits Bevis in the back of the head really hard.
BUTTHEAD: Quit bogarting all the nachos, dickweed!
Bevis laughs off the physical pain but copes with the emotional pain of distressing his best friend.
BEVIS: Heh heh heh, nachos rule!
Daria and I walk past them and go into the convenience store.
BUTTHEAD: Uhhh, ha ha ha was that Anon and Daria together?
BEVIS: Heh heh heh, yeah. Apparently Anon is dating the tranny Daria.
BUTTHEAD: Ha ha ha, that's gay. I bet he sucks Daria's weiner.
Bevis gets excited.
BEVIS: Heh heh heh, weiner weiner weiner!
Daria and I walk out of the convenience store.
BEVIS: SUCK THAT TRANNYS WEINER! Heh heh heh!
ME: What did you just say?
I'm getting mad and red in the face. My heart is fluttering. Daria is visibly sad.
BUTTHEAD: Ha ha ha, you're having sex with a guy.
I then grab them both buy the collar of their shirts and lift them up several feet. They are afraid.
ME: What the eff did you just say, you fricking dumb crap? Daria is a girl. Some girls have cute penises like her. There is nothing gay about sucking a girls penis; not that there is anything wrong about being gay!
Butthead sheds a tear while Bevis pees himself.
BUTTHEAD: Uhh, please don't, like, kick ouR ass, sir!
BEVIS: We, like, learned the errors of our ways.
I drop them to the ground hard and they get into the fetal position from the fear of my raw power. Daria gets a little lady boner from my display of manliness. I tip my fedora to Bevis and Butthead and bid them a good day. Daria and I walk into the sunset.
