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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:19:22 No.1551356 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1551367 >>1551376 >>1551377 >>1551454 >>1551514 >>1551563

Drowned a cockroach what do i do now, im much of a pussy to grab it and flush it down the toilet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1qYs+YOs Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:21:24 No.1551366 Report

Quoted By: >>1551399 >>1552441

send the body back to his homeland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FwBJ+Awb Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:21:29 No.1551367 Report

Quoted By: >>1551372 >>1551470

>>1551356
Don't let it fool you anon. Those things are persistent little fuckers. If you don't wanna touch it directly, use an old dirty cup to "hold" it inside, then dump it in the toilet and WATCH IT FLUSH. DON'T BLINK AN EYE.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1qYs+YOs Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:22:05 No.1551372 Report

Quoted By: >>1551390

>>1551367
also i think they can survive 30 minutes without oxygen

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NyKRgdV8 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:22:41 No.1551376 Report

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>>1551356
Use tongs desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gNZOacFj Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:22:49 No.1551377 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551356
now its 20 000 relatives will come for the funeral

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FwBJ+Awb Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:24:55 No.1551390 Report

Quoted By: >>1551470

>>1551372
Can't say I'm surprised, OP You HAVE to smash it before you flush the remains, That is unless you want this thing breeding in your house. It might not be the first thing you wanna do, but it'll save you a lot of hassle in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R0NSDN+w Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:26:08 No.1551399 Report

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>>1551366

solid gold my friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:26:09 No.1551400 Report

Quoted By: >>1551405 >>1551420

Shit nevermind, i just saw one of its legs twitching. That fucker is trying to fool me.

Help me anons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hp/MwRPO Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:26:44 No.1551405 Report

Quoted By: >>1551418

>>1551400
if singles you eat it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:29:08 No.1551418 Report

Quoted By: >>1551430 >>1551456

>>1551405
Im not eating it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FwBJ+Awb Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:29:15 No.1551420 Report

Quoted By: >>1551431 >>1551437

>>1551400
Drain the water, smash it with a tough shoe (not a fucking flip-flop) man the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BvM1wJOg Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:30:40 No.1551430 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551418
MAKE HIM A BOAT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1qYs+YOs Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:30:46 No.1551431 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551420
>german cockroach

lmao just like actual germans

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:31:23 No.1551437 Report

Quoted By: >>1551458 >>1551475

>>1551420
I trust you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eSx0Nbs6 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:34:08 No.1551454 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551356
i-is that anzu?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ZIL9sQx Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:34:27 No.1551456 Report

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>>1551418
if doubles you eat it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FwBJ+Awb Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:34:33 No.1551458 Report

Quoted By: >>1551477

>>1551437
Let us know how it goes brave soldier (show us the corpse once you're finished)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj2+lHG7 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:36:05 No.1551470 Report

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>>1551367
>>1551390
this

cockroaches are like the terminators of bugs, you'll have to really try if you want to kill it, but if you don't it will breed like a rabbit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NyKRgdV8 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:36:58 No.1551475 Report

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>>1551437
It's getting interesting

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:37:16 No.1551477 Report

Quoted By: >>1551481 >>1551497 >>1551503

>>1551458
I think he is dead cap'

How shall i dispose of the body?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj2+lHG7 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:38:04 No.1551481 Report

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>>1551477
throw it outside somewhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eSx0Nbs6 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:38:17 No.1551482 Report

Quoted By: >>1551486

I have to ask you, do you own a PS4?
those are known for attracting roaches

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj2+lHG7 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:39:12 No.1551486 Report

Quoted By: >>1551512

>>1551482
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eSx0Nbs6 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:39:52 No.1551497 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551477
>a borken leg
it isnt dead until its white innards are outside

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FwBJ+Awb Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:40:45 No.1551503 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551477
Private I think you should split his body in two in case he tries to make a run for it.....just to be sure........

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eSx0Nbs6 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:41:53 No.1551512 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551486
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/04/19/cockroaches-may-be-inside-your-ps4.html

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:alNd0uko Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:42:01 No.1551514 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551356
one time I punched a roach to death
these days I'm not afraid of slapping it with my bare hands whenever I see one
note: one
count me out if there are 5 in the kitchen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FwBJ+Awb Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:42:30 No.1551518 Report

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As for the remains, just refill the sink, and get the roach inside a cup. Toss the remains inside the toilet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:44:04 No.1551529 Report

Quoted By: >>1551541 >>1551550 >>1551559

Wait i think he was trying to surrender.

D-did I just commit a war crime?

Oh god, oh god.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj2+lHG7 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:44:22 No.1551530 Report

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I'll be honest but it's somewhat interesting how for millions of years cockroaches have evovled to defenend themselves against drowning, radioation, crushing, decapitation, etc. because they were always killed by bigger creatures.

I personally don't like cockroaches, but I just find it interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eSx0Nbs6 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:45:17 No.1551536 Report

Quoted By: >>1551716

anyone has the caps of the guy who had a rat living inside his oven?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NyKRgdV8 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:45:53 No.1551541 Report

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>>1551529
Humanity is saved!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WQv7Ak3y Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:47:15 No.1551550 Report

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>>1551529
Put a cup next to it then push the corpse in with a pen. Then dispose of the body by flushing it down the toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QM0Q+fb Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:48:01 No.1551559 Report

Quoted By: >>1551573

>>1551529
>Remove the plug
>Turn on the faucet
>No more evidence of a crime

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OCyL93Pw Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:48:38 No.1551563 Report

Quoted By: >>1551592

>>1551356
It's said that for every cockroach you see there are about 100 more you don't. RIP in pieces OP

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Anonymous ID:NyKRgdV8 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:48:45 No.1551565 Report

Quoted By: >>1551572 >>1551744 >>1552887 >>1554152

Has anyone got any business with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj2+lHG7 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:49:50 No.1551572 Report

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>>1551565
No, I've only seen them outdoors, and they're really small here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:49:50 No.1551573 Report

Quoted By: >>1551586 >>1551598 >>1551616

>>1551559
Not working, the corpse is too big.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj2+lHG7 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:51:21 No.1551586 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551573
OP just man up and grab the cockroach yourself, or just get some toilet paper take it with that.

You can wash your hands later when you're done.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:52:04 No.1551592 Report

Quoted By: >>1551632

>>1551563
Well an anon said that there was an skeleton inside me but i havent been spooked since then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QM0Q+fb Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:52:52 No.1551598 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551573
>Unzip pants
>Use penis as a plunger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WQv7Ak3y Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:55:08 No.1551616 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551573
If dubs kiss it anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OCyL93Pw Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:57:46 No.1551632 Report

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>>1551592
Whatever comforts you my man. Just make sure you take a look into the toilet the next time you take a shit, those fuckers can come crawling up there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:58:11 No.1551634 Report

Quoted By: >>1551639 >>1551646 >>1551741 >>1552902

I manned up and used a cup.

Any last word for our fellow turkish soldier?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1qYs+YOs Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:58:48 No.1551639 Report

Quoted By: >>1551643

>>1551634
just squash it already you fucking pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ywVl1v0Q Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:59:06 No.1551641 Report

Quoted By: >>1551657 >>1551661 >>1551665

Get some fly spray and spray the shit out of it, if it starts squirming, leave it for a few minutes. After that, pick it up with a paper towel or some toilet paper
You shouldn't have hit it, it might have been pregnant and its babies could come back to haunt you if you don't spray it now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:59:29 No.1551643 Report

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>>1551639
I did

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eSx0Nbs6 Tue 25 Jul 2017 06:59:44 No.1551646 Report

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>>1551634
may it get 72 virgins or whatever

nice thread OP, really

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj2+lHG7 Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:00:54 No.1551657 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551641
Can cockroach fetuses survive a squash?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:01:22 No.1551661 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551641
Actually when i was drowning it it dropped some small black things.

I thought that it was shit, but it maybe could have been eggs or something idk.

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Anonymous ID:eSx0Nbs6 Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:01:49 No.1551665 Report

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>>1551641
nah, this is what a "pregnant" roach looks like

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Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:06:09 No.1551698 Report

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Fuck man, it was almost 2 am when i went to the bathrom to clean my cum from fapping to hentai(only way i can get to sleep), now, after this ordeal i cant sleep and my penis is not in the mood for fapping.

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Anonymous ID:oNyAbErn Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:08:02 No.1551716 Report

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>>1551536
The /fit/ one?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GjPkEd2o Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:11:41 No.1551741 Report

Quoted By: >>1551749

>>1551634
You better throw away that cup afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oNyAbErn Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:12:23 No.1551744 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551565
They're fine, they'll eat all the other bugs you've got in your house, cockroaches included

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5ECLfkcL Tue 25 Jul 2017 07:13:01 No.1551749 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551741
I used a plastic one of course

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xKbQ3JBa Tue 25 Jul 2017 09:09:17 No.1552441 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551366
hahahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sKLJb1pE Tue 25 Jul 2017 09:19:45 No.1552507 Report

Quoted By: >>1552870

hello

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EqIx5BKQ Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:23:28 No.1552870 Report

Quoted By:

>>1552507
I laughed way too hard to this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0d/BUBYw Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:26:43 No.1552887 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551565
I hate those little shits they move faster than light

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NSRnMaVt Tue 25 Jul 2017 10:30:22 No.1552902 Report

Quoted By:

>>1551634
you fucking idiot, you need to cut it in half. now it's going to come back like the terminator

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TIXsYc1X Tue 25 Jul 2017 12:56:31 No.1554152 Report

Quoted By: >>1554309

>>1551565
One of those fuckers were on my couch the other day then took off and run under the couch I couldnt find it and freaked the fuck out and moved my couch to find it then i couldnt find it so i changed my clothes becaue i thought it was hiding in my clothes and it wasnt so i moved the couch again trying to find it but it still wasnt there so i just left the house for a couple days and waited for it to leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1xw5XxpF Tue 25 Jul 2017 13:12:12 No.1554309 Report

Quoted By:

>>1554152
Welp, do you this it was that neccesary? Was it venomous in the first place?

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