I'm a fat giraffe who likes pea soup
I'll never be as cool as you
You only think I'm funny
'Cause you're high as fuck on mushrooms
I'm the best thing you've ever seen
A karaoke teenage dream
My hair looks great and I'm a queen
You wanna grow up just like me
I'm a scaredy cat, a drowned rat
My life is going pretty bad
I think about the future way too much
And yes it drives me mad
I'm a Basquiat, a Patti Smith
I'm Venus with her perfect tits
Today's the best day, I'm the shit
I'm never getting over it