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Anonymous ID:qWRAoY+u Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:06:54 No.1556700 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1556775 >>1556926 >>1557095 >>1560853

ITT: We are a team of engineers for the indian space program

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Anonymous ID:u4kOKHos Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:08:58 No.1556731 Report

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>hello, the space station lights have turn off
>have tried turn off an on?

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Anonymous ID:Cd4Z8rpQ Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:12:54 No.1556775 Report

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>>1556700
>No white chicks showing cleavage in space
what point then if no sex with bobs?

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Anonymous ID:qOstPo2x Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:16:07 No.1556819 Report

Quoted By: >>1561553

>rancid diarrhea floating around everywhere

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Anonymous ID:zGAIeKVX Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:26:30 No.1556926 Report

Quoted By: >>1557054

>>1556700
>the phone rings
>"hello Delhislamabamalingdong?"
>"Lt. Pajeet! Is something wrong? Over."
>"There is a witch on board the spacecraft! Over."
>"The mission is doomed! Hopefully you will be reborn as another glorious Hindu or a cow! Over."
>*shitting sounds blast over the reciever*
>"Ai Ram! It is too late. Cutting all communications. Delhislamabamalongdong out."
>The space flight technician satisfied with his work, knowing full well that was all he could do, goes outside for a victory shit.
>He sees Haroun Singh outside also taking a shit.
>"Ah my friend! How is the spacecraft proceeding?"
>The Technician squats nearly forgetting to undo his pants before letting out a slurry of liquid, but still somehow tar-like shit.
>Haroun looks at the Technicians butt rise slightly as he shits.
>"Thats it! I am a genius!" Haroun says to himself immediatly sketching on the street with a solid turd.
>Two years later, to celebrate India officially becoming a superpower, the first Shit Powered rocket is sent on it's maiden voyage to Mars.
>The world is stunned as it reaches the red planet in only minutes.
>Lt. Pajeet died suffocating in his own shit, and was reborn as a tapeworm.
>The toilet on that spacecraft could only laugh, its murderous streak having costed the Indian space programme millions.

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Anonymous ID:L0xvkP6B Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:37:43 No.1557054 Report

Quoted By: >>1561781

>>1556926
could pajeet shit be the way forward for renewable energy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iP0EIAYV Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:41:41 No.1557095 Report

Quoted By: >>1557142

>>1556700
guys
hey guys
i thought we could like
we could right
we could use poop as spaceship fuel
we could use poop
as spaceship fuel
we could market it as spaceshit or something
fly to moon on a spaceship powered by spaceshit

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Anonymous ID:L0xvkP6B Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:45:31 No.1557142 Report

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>>1557095
nice id colour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5H4WKLh Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:46:23 No.1557156 Report

Quoted By: >>1557171 >>1557627

rape u next week

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Anonymous ID:L0xvkP6B Tue 25 Jul 2017 17:47:36 No.1557171 Report

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>>1557156
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8H+NS1Ma Tue 25 Jul 2017 18:18:40 No.1557627 Report

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>>1557156
Explain to him
>>1557602

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Anonymous ID:iP0EIAYV Tue 25 Jul 2017 18:23:34 No.1557698 Report

Quoted By: >>1557726

Hello pajeet from /g/ here
I made the logo sirs

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Anonymous ID:qWRAoY+u Tue 25 Jul 2017 18:25:31 No.1557726 Report

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>>1557698
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AXH3Gsir Tue 25 Jul 2017 18:53:58 No.1558166 Report

Quoted By: >>1565390

>top pajeet scientist work tirelessly in the curry labs
>they formulated the most potent lamb curry for maximum designated potential
>tests in the outdoor street testing site was a success
>india becomes superpooper in 2020

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gTLGzjaX Tue 25 Jul 2017 18:56:03 No.1558186 Report

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>Pajeet shits on space
>HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uj2IQiFY Tue 25 Jul 2017 21:01:33 No.1559488 Report

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>designated shitting moon craters
>pooinloos now called crapincraters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lfO3YipH Tue 25 Jul 2017 21:06:29 No.1559519 Report

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>all of our food rations are given to the cow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lK2KAgU1 Tue 25 Jul 2017 21:06:43 No.1559524 Report

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>pajeet at mission control watching "sexiest news casters compilation" on youtube
>commenting "mmm u are so sexy bby let me sex you i cum in yor pussy messag me [email protected]"
>ship crashes, hundreds die, billions lost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YKjh85IW Tue 25 Jul 2017 21:16:56 No.1559604 Report

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>flies to designated shitting planet

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Anonymous ID:tHc5wz0u Tue 25 Jul 2017 21:18:27 No.1559619 Report

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>Dis is Pajeet speakin. Pujabi, we have some serious techincal issues here.
>Oh yes Pajeet. What is going on?
>It looks like windows xp has crashed in our spaceship. We must delete system32 now.
>Okay, have you tried to turn the power button on and off?
>Let me try that right no. Oh no, we made bigger mistake here Bollywood control...hey hello? Are you there?
>Oh I am so sorry pajeet. I was looking at beautiful American new reporter. She waa so very sex. So very sex.
>Be right back Bollywood control, I meed to poo in designated shitting craft. Ah no! My poo is floating!
>Don't worry about it pajeet. I am now going to stream some music to your space vehicle please hold.
https://youtu.be/J1Ej7DZXwH8

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Anonymous ID:NlYsiSsy Tue 25 Jul 2017 21:23:19 No.1559652 Report

Quoted By: >>1563548

This is mission control, the International Shitting Station's designated shitting module readings show excessive levels of poo. Can someone go check it out?

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Anonymous ID:UdEkCodL Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:52:21 No.1560853 Report

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>>1556700

Pradeesh, switch the ISS (Indian Space Station) to the Designated Shitting Orbit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zFivj9rf Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:54:47 No.1560871 Report

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Make sure to put designated shitting compartment directly next to the control room for quick access during missions.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5mnH4ZtI Tue 25 Jul 2017 23:57:12 No.1560881 Report

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You saying wat you son of basterd bich

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Anonymous ID:/TadnmjL Wed 26 Jul 2017 01:29:24 No.1561553 Report

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>>1556819
kek

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Anonymous ID:yG9gdQtd Wed 26 Jul 2017 01:51:24 No.1561726 Report

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DESIGNATED SHITTING DICK NIPPLES!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0cf5HPbb Wed 26 Jul 2017 01:55:18 No.1561763 Report

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Why Indian men put on make up and then shit everywhere? What makes them do that?

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Anonymous ID:QWZ/aMeF Wed 26 Jul 2017 01:57:12 No.1561781 Report

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>>1557054
You're probably on to something. All that spice. Loaded with molecular activity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSipZB6/ Wed 26 Jul 2017 04:18:05 No.1562837 Report

Quoted By: >>1563025

>Ground control, we can't land the shuttle, there's a space cow in the way

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Anonymous ID:cEXN3hGR Wed 26 Jul 2017 04:43:37 No.1563025 Report

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>>1562837
>Have you tried praying? Drink your cow urine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qWRAoY+u Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:43:00 No.1563548 Report

Quoted By: >>1564698

>>1559652
Mission control, we've rerouted the shitting module's output to the auxiliary engines, please confirm poo levels are stabilizing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:koxeLRrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 09:19:32 No.1564698 Report

Quoted By: >>1564836

>>1563548
This is mission control,
Confirmed poo levels are stabilized
Prepare for lift off in t minus 1 hour

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Anonymous ID:UwRl+2V+ Wed 26 Jul 2017 09:45:00 No.1564836 Report

Quoted By: >>1564980

>>1564698
>poo silos loaded
>loo radar online
>benis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:koxeLRrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 10:12:45 No.1564980 Report

Quoted By: >>1564982

>>1564836
This is mission control
Prepare for lift off
t minus 10 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:koxeLRrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 10:13:07 No.1564982 Report

Quoted By: >>1564985

>>1564980
5

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Anonymous ID:koxeLRrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 10:13:24 No.1564985 Report

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>>1564982
4

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Anonymous ID:koxeLRrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 10:13:40 No.1564987 Report

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>>1564985
3

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Anonymous ID:koxeLRrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 10:14:00 No.1564991 Report

Quoted By: >>1564993

>>1564987
2

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Anonymous ID:koxeLRrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 10:14:17 No.1564993 Report

Quoted By: >>1564995

>>1564991
1

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Anonymous ID:koxeLRrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 10:14:34 No.1564995 Report

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>>1564993
Lift off

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Anonymous ID:WyeTquuH Wed 26 Jul 2017 11:19:21 No.1565390 Report

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>>1558166
>Superpooper 2020
>dubs confirms
>check'd and kek'd

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