>*Skype ringing sound*
>Hello good day to you sir, this is James Wilson from Microsoft technical support.
>Yes sir, I am contacting you to tell you that your bank account has been compromised. There is a virus that we have identified. We are working to address this urgent threat.
>Sir, is there a Target store near you.
>Alright very good sir, we can deposit the lost funds into your bank account once you buy Google Play gift cards.
>Yes, sir. Now listen carefully, you must buy three $500 Google Play gift cards and we can deposit the lost funds into your bank account.
>Now sir, kindly please give me the code to the gift card, it is located on the back of—
>No, SIR, DO NOT REDEEM THE GIFT CARDS!
>I SAID DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT—
>MOTHERFUCKER SHIT ASS I CAN SEE YOUR SCREEN! DO NOT REDEEM! YOUR MONEY WILL BE LOST FOREVER! DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT CLICK THAT BUTTON! DO NOT—
>MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE SHIT! WHY YOU NOT LISTEN TO ME?! YOUR MONEY IS GONE! MICROSOFT CANNOT—
>MOTHERFUCKER BENCHOD PIECE OF SHIT FUCK! YOU WASTE MY TIME! I WILL REPORT YOU TO MY SUPERVISOR AND MICROSOFT WILL DELETE YOUR COMPUTER! YOU FUCKING ASS SHIT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS GONE! YOU WILL NEVER—
>WHAT IN FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTER?! YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIME! YOU DESTROY MICROSOFT PROPERTY CRIMINAL SHIT ASS FUCK I WILL REPORT YOU! YOU WILL BE LOCKED UP DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! YOU WILL BE—
>*Skype end call sound*
