Ok everyone, after extensive research, I have determined what the objectively best countries are. I spent many years resaerching, so it's definitely right.
1. South Korea
2. France
3. China
4. USA
5. Thailand
6. Japan
7. India
8. New Zealand
Well, that's all my research has concluded so far, but I'll figure out the rest eventually, and I'll definitely come back and tell y'all.