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Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:05:04 No.1563188 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1563647 >>1563725 >>1563817 >>1563848

Is anyone else absolutely turned on by ballerinas?

My girlfriend has agreed to dress up in ballet garb... I am planning on getting her some really nice gear. She did some ballet when she was younger, I also want to put her into classes so she can give me private performances. She's got the right body, she's petite, athletic, with nice little B-cup breasts.

Can any of you relate to these feels?

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Anonymous ID:gcLWGGE2 Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:07:52 No.1563212 Report

Quoted By: >>1563613 >>1563652

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Anonymous ID:lJaIPvrx Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:51:53 No.1563613 Report

Quoted By: >>1563659

>>1563212
Kill your self

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Anonymous ID:5BeJcKf0 Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:55:36 No.1563647 Report

Quoted By: >>1563671

>>1563188
A curious consequence of the ways ballerinas condition themselves is that they are deeply affected by chocolate. Rich calories from fat release opiates in their tactically emaciated bodies, along with theobromine from the cocoa. You can even make them drool cartoonishly if you surprise them with it.

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Anonymous ID:tPglibXG Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:56:24 No.1563652 Report

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>>1563212
I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS!!!

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Anonymous ID:gcLWGGE2 Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:57:13 No.1563659 Report

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>>1563613

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Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 05:58:52 No.1563671 Report

Quoted By: >>1563685

>>1563647
good to know, thanks. my girl responds very well to certain chocolates, so that kind of makes sense.

what is your take on the whole 'plant powered ballerina' trope. so many ballerinas on IG are vegetarian and will not shut up about it. but I can't believe that it is good for them, considering their training regiments.

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Anonymous ID:5BeJcKf0 Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:00:17 No.1563685 Report

Quoted By: >>1563719 >>1563829

>>1563671
Soy is hax. You can live on little else.

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Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:04:36 No.1563719 Report

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>>1563685
my dude.... you have excellent taste in ballerinas. I tend towards the more petite variety.

what else do you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Il8r7xgr Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:05:36 No.1563725 Report

Quoted By: >>1563808

>>1563188
>any size tit below D
>nice
Pick one

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Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:15:12 No.1563808 Report

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>>1563725
>being okay with floppy tits

no thank you

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Anonymous ID:9CO001Ak Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:16:06 No.1563817 Report

Quoted By: >>1563829 >>1563840

>>1563188
My highschool crush was a serious ballerina - like, she moved here to go to a prestigious ballet academy in the city. She was this 10/10 blonde cutie with legs that just went on forever and the way she did up her hair was just... Fuck. She was even really great to talk to; she was witty and charming and just weird enough that we got along perfectly. She was seeing someone back in her hometown though. I think they're married now.

So to answer your question OP, no, not anymore. Any time I think about them I just kinda feel somber.

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Anonymous ID:gcLWGGE2 Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:18:32 No.1563829 Report

Quoted By: >>1563907

>>1563685
Soy has a fuck ton of estrogen bad for men
>>1563817
:(

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Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:20:20 No.1563840 Report

Quoted By: >>1563858

>>1563817
>>1563817
thank you for sharing canadiabro.

how was she in the smarts department? I've noticed, and have heard others observe, that ballerinas don't have much going on in their brains.

what is that all about?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jjr9BgRX Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:21:41 No.1563848 Report

Quoted By: >>1563885

>>1563188
>I also want to put her into classes
This part just seems weird to me. Is she your daughter OP?

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Anonymous ID:9CO001Ak Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:23:48 No.1563858 Report

Quoted By: >>1563885

>>1563840
She was incredibly smart - never less than an A in any class, and she didn't puss out and take easy shit either; she was in all the top level physics, math, chemistry, and biology courses the school had to offer. Apparently her plan was to go into medicine if ballet didn't pan out for her.

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Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:28:34 No.1563885 Report

Quoted By: >>1563949

>>1563848
I want her to be able to dance, when I asked her to dance for me she pussed out and said she forgot everything... that kind of annoyed me so I want her to learn it again.

>>1563858
why didn't you try to make it work, sempai?

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Anonymous ID:5BeJcKf0 Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:32:46 No.1563907 Report

Quoted By: >>1563941

>>1563829
>has a fuck ton of estrogen
It does not. It has isoflavones, an estrogen receptor antagonist. It will mask the presence of low estrogen levels, and disrupt the presence of high levels. It's bad for women long term, since it will gradually encourage their bodies to produce less estrogen, which can lower everything from bone density to sexual desire. Men can live exclusively on soy. We are constantly saturated by much stronger androgens. Anyone with slightly high percent body fat can also live on soy, since fat cells can convert certain androgens into certain other ones on demand, including estrogen and testosterone. Basically the only humans who can't live on soy are ballerinas trying to get pregnant, extreme body builders, and people allergic to soy.

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Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:38:54 No.1563941 Report

Quoted By: >>1563965

>>1563907
you seem to know your shit.

how do I get my girl's ass to increase in size dramatically, without her really noticing? I have suggested to her to eat a lot and do more squats, with weight.

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Anonymous ID:9CO001Ak Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:41:05 No.1563949 Report

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>>1563885
I did try to make it work. She was very stout on not breaking up with or cheating on this dude - she was (probably still is?) a pretty hardcore Christian.
I guess things worked out alright in the end though - I love my current partner very much.

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Anonymous ID:5BeJcKf0 Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:43:23 No.1563965 Report

Quoted By: >>1563998

>>1563941
Gain fat or gain muscle. Both she would probably notice. The wizards of /fit/ have that subject down better than I.
Also, seen this movie?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0947798/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:47:15 No.1563998 Report

Quoted By: >>1564002

>>1563965
love that movie

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Anonymous ID:wWOuq+yV Wed 26 Jul 2017 06:47:37 No.1564002 Report

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>>1563998
forgot pic...

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