>be me
>25
>still live with parents
>still virgin
>always fap before bed, around midnight when everyone's asleep
>same 10 minutes ago, business as usual, watch porn in my room and when I'm about to cum, go quickly to bathroom to finish
>cum, then I feel the need to piss
>dick semi-hard, basically I pissed all around the toilet
>rip piece after piece of TP and clean that shit up
>suddenly hear my mother coming to the door, knocling and asking
>"anon are you naked"
>sheknows.jpeg
>"y-yes"
>mfw

She then went to my father to fuck (they sleep apart and only come together to fug). I'm afraid to see her reaction tomorrow and svared she'll ask questions or say some shit. Or worse, tell my father.

Anyway, how was your day /bant/?