>>15723891From the book of John
Then one day Jesus strolled into the temple. He looked around and gazed at the merchants commerce that had been set up to desecrate his fathers temple. Jesus took up reeds and chased the merchants from his fathers house. He turned over their shekels and tables and they fled him, for in their hearts they knew they had offended God. After the merchants had fled, Jesus gathered his disciples and said, “One day I will return to this earth from Gods kingdom and I will attempt to smite these creatures that offend my father.” “And you,” Jesus said while gazing at his followers, “you and your children will attempt to stop me because you will not know my name.” His followers asked “Jesus, what will be your name?” Jesus paused for a moment, before revealing to his companions, “my name will be Adolf Hitler”.
The Gospel of the Lord