>>15726699SCENE: Daria's bedroom. See is tightly hugging her pillow on her bed.
DARIA: Golly gee! I sure can't wait for my date with Tom! Maybe we will get to 11th base and hold hands!
Daria slightly humps her pillow because she like the idea of cucking Tom before their date by allowing the pillow to get to 127th base.
SCENE TRANSITION: Outside of Daria's house. Tom's car pulls up. He gets out of the car and is holding chocolates and flowers.
TOM: Golly gee! Can't wait for my date with Daria! I think I might get lucky tonight so I brought my hand condoms just in case.
Bevis and Butthead are walking on the side walk.
BUTTHEAD: Hahahaha, nice flowers, dork
TOM: They are for my sweet Daria. We have a date tonight and I might get lucky.
BEVIS: This isn't fair! Why does a loser like Tom get to score! I want to score too!
BUTTHEAD: Hey, Bevis. I got an idea.
Butthead starts whispering is Bevis's ear
BEVIS: Oh yeah yeah yeah heheheheheh
SCENE TRANSITION: Back in Daria's bedroom
DARIA: Whatvis taking Tom so long? He is usually on time.
The doorbell goes off and Daria goes to the front door
DARIA: That must be him now
Daria opens the door and reveals Bevis wearing Tom's skin
BEVIS IN TOM'S SKIN: Heheheheh, hey baby. Ready to score? I apparently have 5 penises.
Bevis is holding up Tom's hand condom.
