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apu offers to give you vampirism
>let him bite you because you know he's stupid and doesn't actually have it
>refuse his offer
>wrap him in aluminum foil (he will think it's silver and then get scared and leave you alone)
>shove a crucifix in his face and force him to walk away from you backwards until he trips and rips his cape :(
>let him bite you because you know he's stupid and doesn't actually have it
>refuse his offer
>wrap him in aluminum foil (he will think it's silver and then get scared and leave you alone)
>shove a crucifix in his face and force him to walk away from you backwards until he trips and rips his cape :(