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Anonymous ID:GjpbeLJo Mon 01 Aug 2022 15:42:07 No.15846947 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15846954 >>15847015 >>15847093

>family thinks I'm gay because i never had a gf

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Anonymous ID:oJwZANr/ Mon 01 Aug 2022 15:43:48 No.15846954 Report

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>>15846947
Go crying to your parents and tell them you think you got a girl pregnant, then a little bit later say the pregnancy test was negative with a look of relief on your face.

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Anonymous ID:1JSVlvYJ Mon 01 Aug 2022 16:03:41 No.15847015 Report

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>>15846947
I deflect accusations of being gay by asking people if they want me to show them my internet history

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TNdF9xLo Mon 01 Aug 2022 16:13:46 No.15847056 Report

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>family thinks I'm gf because i never had a gay

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Anonymous ID:GjpbeLJo Mon 01 Aug 2022 16:13:59 No.15847059 Report

Quoted By: >>15847063 >>15847080

>>15847015
No one takes you up on that? I'd rather let them think I was gay to be honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XM41Qnyg Mon 01 Aug 2022 16:16:19 No.15847063 Report

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>>15847059
maybe you shouldn't jerk off to so much futa then gayboy

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Anonymous ID:1JSVlvYJ Mon 01 Aug 2022 16:22:12 No.15847080 Report

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>>15847059
No one ever does and the question of me being gay always ends there, most of the time awkwardly.
I don't even have porn in my internet history as I always use incognito mode, but I am fully prepared to show people my phone gallery if someone actually want to take me up on my offer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3RsAamAj Mon 01 Aug 2022 16:26:39 No.15847093 Report

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>>15846947
Literally me. I'm gonna need to finally get a gf to get them off my back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p8vkmMcz Mon 01 Aug 2022 16:56:24 No.15847529 Report

Quoted By: >>15847537

get a nigger gf with the most retarded sheboon name
That should piss these boomers off just nicely

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3RsAamAj Mon 01 Aug 2022 17:00:12 No.15847537 Report

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>>15847529
Better yet, get a deliciously tan nafri gf, and make both families seethe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wUSl8CPD Mon 01 Aug 2022 17:03:57 No.15847549 Report

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I just lie to them, rather they be happy and ignorant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p8vkmMcz Mon 01 Aug 2022 17:05:17 No.15847554 Report

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>>15847537
You have excellent taste and a delightful mind, good sir

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