(Made by a certified burger)

Disclaimer: High-level burgers will probably already know of these strategies. This is a guide intended for trash-level species like leaves and baguettes.

Firstly, drinks. ALWAYS ask for no ice in your drink. It only takes up space in your cup and they serve it cold anyway, meaning you pay full price for around half of what you ask for. It's worse with soda because it melts over time and turns your soda into soda-water.

Animal style fries when at McDonalds: McDonalds offers no animal style fries like In-n-Out does, but there is still a way to get them. You have to order fries with two slices of cheese melted, along with a cup of big mac sauce. Or, if you have any, take a bottle of store-bought big-mac sauce with you and use that. You can purchase this on amazon.

Chick-fil-a: You might be looking on the menu and wanting to try their grilled chicken club sandwiches? Don't. It looks good, but it's really just their "healthy food" so keep to normal chicken sandwiches unless that's your thing. In which case, leave this thread and never return.

Looking for the most quality of fast food? Try Five guys, Steak n' Shake, (drive thru) or Wendy's. Their burgers are much juicier compared to others and generally are higher quality.

Milkshakes: The highest quality milkshakes come from Steak n' Shake, though chick-fil-a Also has very good shakes. Steak n' shake also has the biggest variety of flavors, my personal favorite being strawberry-banana. Don't get the birthday cake shake though, it's nasty.

Chicken: It should be known that chick-fil-a has the best chicken products. However if you don't have the fortune of being near one, try the chicken fries at burger king. They are small strips of spicy chicken that I now order over regular fries when there.

Finally, always remember to eat steak n' shake fries with room temperature ketchup.