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Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:02:36 No.1586963 View View Reply Original Report

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Hi I'm here for the job interview, Heres a reference sheet that shows my triggers and pronouns

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:03:15 No.1586964 Report

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>>1586963

(((hired)))

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:04:50 No.1586965 Report

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*unzips dick*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:05:48 No.1586966 Report

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This isn't a kitchen.. We don't employ women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:06:37 No.1586967 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:07:47 No.1586968 Report

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Id hire just to fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:08:11 No.1586969 Report

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>>1586963
Are the braces a fashion accessory too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:09:41 No.1586970 Report

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>>1586968
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:09:43 No.1586971 Report

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>>1586963
Excellent, you are exactly what we are looking for. Please proceed down the hallway and take the first door on the right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:10:27 No.1586972 Report

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>>1586963
Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:11:10 No.1586973 Report

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She looks like a good lay but a bad hire

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:12:57 No.1586974 Report

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>>1586971
Why would you delouse the degenerate? At least take payment

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:13:13 No.1586975 Report

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>>1586963

I pretend to be really enthusiastic about their interview, basically imply they have the job but I can't just outright say it yet, then never call them again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:14:25 No.1586976 Report

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>>1586975
Kek. What's the idea, give them false hope and make them less likely to want to look for other jobs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:14:50 No.1586977 Report

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I'm glad you can make it xerxes. I mean xer (xir?). Anyways xibalba, let's move on with the application.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:16:07 No.1586978 Report

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>>1586974
Because work shall set you free

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:17:39 No.1586979 Report

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>>1586974
One must be clean before entering the workforce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:17:51 No.1586980 Report

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>>1586977
UMMMM its he/him you bigot
I can't even oh my spaghetti monster you triggered me so hard I'm gonna go see my lawyer!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:20:51 No.1586981 Report

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>>1586980
Look Xenu, you failed we don't believe in pronouns, it's part of our company religion. Are you trying to say I don't have a freedom to express my religion, Xanathos? I think we'll be ones seeing our lawyers... get out of my office Xecel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:21:56 No.1586982 Report

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>>1586963
welcome aboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:22:25 No.1586983 Report

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>>1586963
congratulations

i think you'll be perfectly suited for our circus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:22:53 No.1586984 Report

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>>1586976

Get em riding high and hopefull then nothing comes from it. No feedback, no closure. They sink back into depression until the get another stupid fucking piercing or tattoo for the brief rush of endorphins and adrenaline while I hire someone who can do the job or at least learn to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:23:25 No.1586985 Report

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>>1586963
>Have $4k braces to make teeth look straight and presentable
>Also have $17 worth of Home Depot hardware shotgunned into your face

"Sorry, You don't have the fiscal skills this job required"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:23:50 No.1586986 Report

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>>1586963
>scribbles furiously on clipboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:25:10 No.1586987 Report

Quoted By: >>1586989

>>1586963
Fun game. Carry around a padlock. No need for the key. Anytime you see one of these things with gauges like that. You know what to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:25:32 No.1586988 Report

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>>1586963
Prostitution is truely the least discriminating job for any woman. She'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:27:49 No.1586989 Report

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>>1586987
You need to go back to /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:28:51 No.1586990 Report

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>>1586981
No you don't unless it's Islam, see you in court racist bigot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:44eSC9XT Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:30:53 No.1587007 Report

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welcome to /bant/ where you will find: cirno
cirno
apu
cirno

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ffjAzG3K Thu 27 Jul 2017 23:31:28 No.1587017 Report

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>>1586963

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