>>15880147You're the mentally impaired one here. If you pronounce "Dutch" exactly backwards, the first and last consonant sounds change position while the vowel remains in the middle would result in "Chud".
What you're doing is arbitrarily moving the vowel out from between the two consonants.
Here is a simpler example using a word that's pronounced and spelled the same forwards and backwards: bob.
With your "logic" the word bob backwards would be bbo.