I had these pickles that were so strong of vinegar that I instantly thought of Russia and how horrible it must be to live there.

I had this cheese that was so strong of feet that I instantly thought of France and how horrible it must be to live there.

I had this soup that was so strong of fish that I instantly thought of Japan and how horrible it must be to live there.

I had this rice that was so strong of curry that I instantly thought of India and how horrible it must be to live there.

I had this burger that was so strong of artificial cheese that I instantly thought of America and how horrible it must be to live there.