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Anonymous ID:ZHqRoghG Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:48:15 No.1596176 View View Reply Original Report

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does /bant/ have any jokes?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QY6qshlj Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:48:52 No.1596183 Report

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bazinga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZNBocu7R Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:49:33 No.1596190 Report

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Why did the tiger get lost?
Cuz jungle is massiv.

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Anonymous ID:G4Z2x3HE Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:50:24 No.1596200 Report

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>>1596176
What does a bird do underwater?
Dies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hRccrFeE Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:50:53 No.1596207 Report

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>>1596176
why did the chicken cross the road he wanted to get to the side

Chicanon

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Chicanon ID:yhL9JQRR Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:51:06 No.1596211 Report

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>>1596176
What do you call a nigger with a briefcase?

Branch manager.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/CeO8644 Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:51:33 No.1596216 Report

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What did the chicken cross the road?

Nevermind it actually does.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3D8gzfcT Fri 28 Jul 2017 19:53:50 No.1596242 Report

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>two americans walk into a bar
>both get shots
xDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DACUJhfM Fri 28 Jul 2017 20:06:06 No.1596393 Report

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>>1596242
I chuckled

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Anonymous ID:6bIQ9g8L Fri 28 Jul 2017 20:09:04 No.1596417 Report

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Her hips

Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a nigger funeral?

A trash can only has 2 handles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6HP8ZXZD Fri 28 Jul 2017 20:14:29 No.1596469 Report

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I hate pedophiles! They are fucking immature assholes!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xBTvjahi Fri 28 Jul 2017 20:14:39 No.1596470 Report

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How many Belgians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

> Belgians? What the fuck are Belgians?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l8sdfxpi Fri 28 Jul 2017 20:14:57 No.1596475 Report

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>>1596469
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6bIQ9g8L Fri 28 Jul 2017 21:48:51 No.1597271 Report

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>>1596470
Waffles have no hands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wEdC8sIY Fri 28 Jul 2017 21:49:38 No.1597281 Report

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>>1596176
where do vampires deposit their checks?

the blood bank!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LLK0nsIF Fri 28 Jul 2017 21:49:54 No.1597284 Report

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My Life Is A Joke Hahahahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ag0V3fp0 Fri 28 Jul 2017 21:56:38 No.1597374 Report

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rape her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p4z0dUs5 Fri 28 Jul 2017 22:47:07 No.1597906 Report

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>>1596176
My actually autistic brother gave me this one:
There was a prince and an egg. The egg then shook and cracked. Can you guess what happens next?
It hatched?
Nope. IT HATCHED!!!

ck ID:WXXElgoS Fri 28 Jul 2017 22:47:46 No.1597909 Report

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frogposters

Craig

Craig ID:4KPEeCO+ Fri 28 Jul 2017 22:53:14 No.1597970 Report

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What do you get when you cut up a dead baby with a straight razor?

>An erection

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:myQt0k8z Fri 28 Jul 2017 22:56:05 No.1598009 Report

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>knock knock
Whose there?
>its the police mam your son was killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b8yj2rCl Fri 28 Jul 2017 22:58:59 No.1598054 Report

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how do you sink a Norwegian submarine?

>just swim down and knock

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Anonymous ID:B8+urx2N Fri 28 Jul 2017 23:02:42 No.1598100 Report

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>>1596242

!CumBENIS4c

!CumBENIS4c ID:m8odNX7s Fri 28 Jul 2017 23:03:29 No.1598107 Report

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anime is art

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OU9VCZSk Fri 28 Jul 2017 23:05:35 No.1598133 Report

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>>1596176
so amerivan walks a bar
"helo u gay?"
"no"
"ok"
some of them get shot. who dat boi?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OU9VCZSk Fri 28 Jul 2017 23:06:09 No.1598139 Report

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>>1598133
also im goin to hardees. what should i order?

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Anonymous ID:EfMmPDRq Fri 28 Jul 2017 23:08:23 No.1598167 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MecQbi8w Sat 29 Jul 2017 00:34:04 No.1599172 Report

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Why did the faggot go to the doctor?
Because he had AIDS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Rs9YcW0 Sat 29 Jul 2017 00:38:22 No.1599217 Report

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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead nigger baby.

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Anonymous ID:LFl/GGMB Sat 29 Jul 2017 00:41:45 No.1599264 Report

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my social life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l56Tz7wn Sat 29 Jul 2017 00:45:19 No.1599293 Report

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modern day 4chan

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Anonymous ID:xrdTT9sS Sat 29 Jul 2017 01:08:20 No.1599509 Report

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>>1596176
what do you call an ethiopian with gonorrhea?
>a quarter pounder with cheese

apologies to the royale with cheese communists who won't get the joke

Craig

Craig ID:4KPEeCO+ Sat 29 Jul 2017 01:10:49 No.1599549 Report

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>>1599509
I've had gonorrhea. Wasn't any cheese. Just constant burning dick drool. Like a Giger alien.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xrdTT9sS Sat 29 Jul 2017 01:12:05 No.1599564 Report

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>>1599549
fuck off name fag, don't spoil my joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:syN16+2f Sat 29 Jul 2017 01:44:59 No.1599903 Report

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what kind of candy is never on time?

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