A story about jim: he’s a foul man with a foul penis and a penchant for shitting. His arsehole dilates like the end of a plunger as he releases his shits upon the world and measures the skulls of African children. Sometimes he sells the children for lawnmowers or large hoses to clean dogs, but you can always bet that he will ejaculate maggots while bathing in the piss of a thousand men. Jim’s shits are spicier than a Mexican feast and his sphincter is to be respected.