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>plot So, the prisoners have escaped. They left the home world of the arume. They also left Mars in a mess. Jason and the Mars empress (Riko) both died in the destruction of mars. The horrifying arume colony of Mars is now left a wasteland once again. The prisoners, and YOU, newcomer, have landed in Russia. You are back on earth, its good to be home. Make sure you save Earth from the arume. Its anyone's game now. >rules -your rolls will vary in success at the mercy of the last two digits at the end -you find the value of the last two digits by reversing their places (e.g. 20 would actually be 02) -if your roll goes below a 20, expect things to go wrong>setting -this is the REAL survival, you have to make your own stuff now, this is like camping -earth is a wasteland -there are animals and human settlements -the arume have a main base in Japan>episode 1 The 4 anons land. They find a timid guy named Don. One of the anons finds an arume settlement. Oh shit, there's 90 of them! He fights them off, but his luck runs low. Billy Mays comes in, with his whole army of crusaders, and fucks shit up. He has taken in 40 arume prisoners, and the other 50 are dead. They even built a castle, pretty nice. Noob and Sheila start talking, and chemistry starts. They fix the ship and are heading to Japan.>episode 2 The anons land in Japan. They see its ruined, and find some chinks in a rice farm. They scare off the chinks, and the arume come in fast. Luckily, the anons escape and make it to China. Seems the chinese hate arume too, which is why they had c1g3, and now they're teaching the anons how to survive guerilla warfare.>episode 3 The anons go through a guerilla warfare test. They all miserably fail. They go through another test, this time, just shooting fast targets, and most of them do excellent. Someone slaps Sheila's ass and everyone gets into a rumble. Sheila and Noob hook up. Arthas and Aikko hook up too.
OP
>episode 4 The anions fight each other brutally. They all almost kill each other. When they were recovering they discover… it… it was all a lie! Those arume bastards! There will be hell to pay! Jason makes a big speech about saving earth and stuff.>episode 5 The columbian anon fights a random guy with an axe. He rolled trips and billy mays came out! He shot the guy with the axe down like a dog! And he disappears. The anons gather salt for jason to use. But wait… they've all been teleported to the arena again, this time, its empty. Li Ming? What's he doing there! Holy shit he has fire power and is fighting us! He was destroyed, but that was his robot clone. What's next? Rock n' Roll.
Arthas Menethil
>>1597533 >WAKE ME UP INSIDE Halton
>>1597526 >Wake up 'Oh right the deer.'
OP
>>1597538 >>1597549 >the robot clone blows up, unleashing a big explosion of fire >you get sent back near the fire wall keeping you in >you look to where the explosion was >the real Li Ming walks from the smoke, with the fire nun-chucks >jason can't do anything, he is watching the fight >Li Ming So... you thought I was dead huh? Haha! You should know I'm better than that.
Arthas Menethil
>>1597566 >Cover >Drink Super Male Vitality >Power up muh axe IMAGINE YOU LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IT'S FAKE
Halton
>>1597566 >Sprint to Li Ming fucking use my indian blood as always Jack Ward
>>1597566 >I emerge from the void, the void known as not being awake. "Oh, hey, Li Ming's alive."
OP
>>1597588 dubs
>you power up with utter strength >>1597589 98
>you zoom fast to li ming (roll to attack him)
>>1597597 >li ming looks at you Stay back!
Halton
Jack Ward
>>1597605 "Why, what's the issue Li? Scared? I wouldn't have expected that..."
Arthas Menethil
>>1597605 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Drink A full year Supply of Super Male Vitality OP
>>1597609 90
>you punch him across the jaw >he is clearly hurt by it, but he backflips away >he rubs his cheek Bastard!
>>1597625 52
>you drink the year supply but you drank a lot >you're feeling a little full and it hurts >>1597618 81
>you see he is busy with someone else >this gives you time to prepare Halton
>>1597666 >KEEP RUSHING IN NO STOP Jack Ward
>>1597666 >I use this time to observe the surroundings, and find objects such as... medical kits, they'd work Arthas Menethil
>>1597666 Sheeeit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT GLOBALIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ASCENDS >LIFT MY AXE TO MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY OP
>>1597676 >you hit him again, in the chest >but he does a turn around and kicks you in the face >you fly a meter away >>1597684 48
>you find nothing >li ming runs at you with his fire nun-chucks (roll to dodge)
>>1597687 78
>you make the pain go away >but you see that you're wasting time Xenosbane
>>1597687 >>1597697 >Appear next to Arthas because of his human spirit "AAAAAAAAAAA WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO YOU"
>Tackles ching bong Jack Ward
>>1597697 (Rolling begins now)
Halton
>>1597697 'LALALLALALLLALLALLLAAA'
>i scream in indian lenguage >KEEP HITTING HIM Alex Jones
Quoted By:
>>1597700 Forgot the name, m'OP
Arthas Menethil
>>1597697 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM WOKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>My Eyes go like Pic Related BEGONE THOT
>CHARGE AGAINST HIM >CLEAVE MY AXE IN HIS HEAD OP
>>1597704 40
>you fail to dodge >li ming smashes your head on arthas' >>1597714 41
>you fail to hit li ming >li ming smashes your head on jack's >>1597705 >li ming stops you by grabbing your arm >he punches you in the throat and you fall down >>1597700 dubs
>you tackle li ming (since you got 2 dubs, the other dubs is used to charge the fusion gun)
Jack Ward
>>1597733 >In turn, I attempt to sweep Li's legs Arthas Menethil
>>1597733 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME GLOBALIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>CLEAVE MY AXE IN HIS HEAD Halton
>>1597733 >GET UP >MORE ATTACKING Alex Jones
>>1597733 >Grab Li's head and slam it into the ground OP
>>1597745 54
>li ming runs at you and jumps in mid air >he kicks you in the chest and you fly across the fire circle >>1597754 45
>li ming grabs your arm and slams you down instead >>1597747 74
>you hit li ming and he steps back >>1597744 double dubs
>you sweep li ming and he falls down (the other dubs is used to charge the fusion gun)
Arthas Menethil
OH NO I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING>Arthas Check his quads
Jack Ward
>>1597770 >I attempt to now punch him directly at the lungs Alex Jones
>>1597770 >Grab his arm that was used to grab me and slam him back into the ground face first Arthas Menethil
>>1597770 >CLEAVE MY AXE IN THE GROUND SO I CAN STOP MOVING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL BREAK THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAA
>Charge against Ching Chong >Cleave my axe into his good head Halton
OP
>>1597781 >>1597797 (you got 18 first)
>he gets up >he stops you by grabbing your neck >he grabs your axe and throws it into the fire >it burns away >he slams you hard into the floor >>1597788 dubs
>you punch him in the lungs hard >he steps back and coughs >he smiles Good job.
>>1597795 59
>almost, but no cigar >he lets go of you before you do that >he goes after the columbian >>1597803 30
>he slams your chest with the fire nun-chucks >you get a mild burn as you fall to the floor Halton
>>1597829 >Take cover rest a bit Arthas Menethil
>>1597829 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU CHING CHONG
>ASCENDS >ATTACK HIM WITH AXE Alex Jones
>>1597829 >Punch a hole through the gook's chest "YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH"
Jack Ward
>>1597829 "Thank you."
>I then procced to attack with the power of martial arts!
Arthas Menethil
OP
>>1597836 63
>you take cover and rest >>1597846 64
>you hit him across the face >he punches you across the face back >>1597852 25
>fail >he jumps over you and gets behind you >he chokes you with the fire nun-chucks >your neck is burning with every second >>1597880 08
>critical fail >a big blast of fire comes from behind li ming and sends you into the fire wall >you burn severely, and you get out with burns all over you >you can barely move and walk >>1597888 >trump appears in Hello, Arthas. You are doing a tremendous job. Here.
>trump gives you the MAGA power >you power up supremely >you feel power run through your veins >you don't need the super male vitality, you have super human strength for the battle! >trump disappears (now you only have to roll over 50 to hit li ming)
Jack Ward
>>1597911 >quickly attempt to find a place to recover from damage Halton
>>1597911 >MAKE AN AMBUSH TO LI MAKE HIM PAY Arthas Menethil
>>1597911 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ASCENDS I AM COMING FOR YOU GLOBALIST
>Go Full Apeman on Ching Chong start punching his face like a madman Alex Jones
>>1597911 >Time to go in hard "I WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO YOU"
>Put a scoop of Caveman and a scoop of True Whey Protien into my Super Male Vitality, down Brain Force and DNA force at the same time, slip a Living Defense into my Survival Force X-2 and drink it at the same time as my Super Male Vitality mix to obliterate the conditioning OP
>>1597936 63
>you recover slowly >>1597937 73
>you manage to hit him >he steps back fazed >>1597945 54
>you start bombarding him with punches >you hit him 20 times due to your agility >he falls down and coughs Damn!
>>1597971 17
>li ming grabs it and splashes it in your face >it burns your eyes, and speaking of burns, li ming smashes you in the chest with the nun-chucks which results in giving you a second degree burn >he throws you at jackward Alex Jones
>>1598010 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Try to down my conditioning obliterator once again, and un blind myself Arthas Menethil
>>1598010 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT IS RISING
OUR SPIRIT TRANSCENDS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO US
>PUNCH HIM COMBINING SUPER MALE VITALITY,MAGA POWER AND SUPER AGILITY DIE CHING CHONG
Jack Ward
>>1598010 >I attempt to find a gun, ASAP. Halton
>>1598010 'WHAT'S WRONG.WHAT ARE YOU SCARED?'
>taunt at him while i keep attacking him OP
>>1598030 03
>li ming grans your neck and slams you into the ground >he jumps high up in the air and bodyslams you, elbow first >your ribs break, and li ming picks you up by the collar, he says Hey! Wake up! Time to DIE!
>he yells at him as fire comes out of his mouth and burns alex's face >he tears a rib out of alex's chest and leaves him on the floor (someone help alex jones NOW or he dies)
>>1598052 25
>li ming stabs you through the chest with the rib of alex jones >luckily it wasn't in a fatal place >>1598048 84
>you find a pistol, its loaded with 1 bullet >>1598045 54
>you punch him hard across the face >he falls over Halton
>>1598095 >Crawl into a safe place Jack Ward
>>1598095 >I allign my shot, to injure, but not kill... Arthas Menethil
>>1598095 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE TRADITIONAL HUMAN SPIRIT GLOBALIST SCUM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>PUNCH LI MING SO HARD KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ALEX JONES SO HE DOESN'T DIE Alex Jones
>>1598095 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Attempt to regrow my ribs and eat my conditioning obliterator OP
>>1598111 TRIPS
>you hide in a safe place >you find bruce lee holding your shoulder >he looks down at you I'll help you.
>bruce lee fades and you gain his powers >you become the best fighter ever for the battle (now, you can roll over 50 to hurt li ming!)
>>1598127 72
>you punch him fucking hard >he steps back and holds his face >>1598128 82
>you start to heal >>1598119 91
>you shoot li ming in the chest >he yells in pain and falls Jack Ward
>>1598168 >Jump in to K.O him, make it quick. Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598095 i take some dirt and put it in my pocket
Halton
>>1598168 >DO A BRUCE LEE BATTLE CRY >ATTACK HIM Arthas Menethil
>>1598168 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE GLOBALIST
>GO ULTRA FUCKING MADMAN ON HIM,PICK A ROCK NEARBY AND SMASH INTO HIS FACE UNTIL HE IS DEAD Alex Jones
>>1598168 >Further heal, consume every single product on http://www.infowarsshop.com/ (except for inedible things and super female vitality) OP
>>1598190 09
>you miss him, but your low roll affects others >>1598187 78
>you manage to hit him hard, but he doesn't get knocked out >he sends you into the air with a fire explosion >>1598188 dubs
>you put some fucking dirt in your pocket (umm, why?)
>>1598198 89
>you smash him hard with the rock but don't kill him due to the 09 halton rolled >the fire blast sends you into the air >>1598211 dubs
>you heal a little faster, you are on your way to full recovery Halton
>>1598241 'I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU'
>REMOVE THE THOT NOW Alex Jones
>>1598241 >Fully heal and break the conditioning Arthas Menethil
>>1598241 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M GOING NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>GRAB TWO ROCKS AND SMASH INTO HIS FACE UNTIL ONLY A BLOODY PULP IS LEFT GO EAT YOUR DOG SOMEWHERE ELSE
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598241 "heh i was an mma fighter, you kung fu nuts are nothing to me."
i look for the fusion gun
OP
>>1598263 36
>you get fire blasted in midair before doing so >you fall down >>1598265 56
>you almost fully heal >>1598267 76
>you manage to hurt him bad, but you can't kill him >>1598277 dubs
>you find it, it has two blasts on it (you have to roll a 70 or higher to hit him with the fusion blast, good luck!)
Jack Ward
>>1598241 >backflip into a kick to his chest Halton
>>1598296 >GET UP >MORE THOT REMOVAL Anonymous
>>1598296 >Now's the time >Heal and BREAK THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAA Arthas Menethil
>>1598296 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY CHING CHONG LOOK AT ME
>DO A ROAD-HOUSE KICK ON HIS FACE SO HARD THAT MAKE HIS HEAD GO OFF Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598296 i think to myself "i can't afford to miss. i need to get in close."
i run at him while arthas and jack ward distract him.
when i'm close enough i throw the dirt in his eyes, when he is blinded i grab his head with my left hand and put the gun's barrel in his mouth with my right hand. then i pull the trigger.
i say this as i pull the trigger
"i never liked you li ming, but you're a good fighter, it's too bad we couldn't fight one on one. that would be a legendary fight..."
OP
>>1598299 >>1598308 >>1598316 >arthas kicks li ming in the head but doesn't kill him >he steps back, but halton hits him and he gets sent back even more >jackward continues with dubs and kicks li ming into the ground >he fell so hard it cracked the ground >>1598314 >you fully heal >>1598335 >the gun doesn't do anything, you activated it wrong >li ming kicks you in the chest and you fly off in the air and fall on the ground >the fusion gun slides away from you (1 fire left on the fusion gun)
Halton
>>1598368 >FINISHT THE THOT Anonymous
>>1598368 >Take my entire conditioning obliterator 3 times and charge the fusion gun Arthas Menethil
>>1598368 >>1598335 GIVE ME THIS SHIT NOOB
>TAKES THE GUN OUT OF NOOB HAND FREEZE FOR THE SKY
>SHOOT LI MING INTO OBLIVION WITH THE FUSION GUN Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598368 >>1598389 i throw the gun to arthas.
OP
>>1598382 >>1598386 >>1598389 >>1598398 >arthas takes the fusion gun and fires it at li ming >the blast shoots out a solar wind that hits li ming and throws him into the fire wall >it creates a huge explosion >li ming is now dust >success! >riko watched the whole battle from a balcony inside the arena >she claps Good job! I thought you humans would die.
>she laughs evilly as she walks out Arthas Menethil
>>1598405 >Light a cigar Just that? Man i thought it would be harder
>Spit on the gook dust Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598405 i try to climb the balcony
Jack Ward
>>1598405 >I salute the dust, then hit arthas for the insult to a friend. Halton
>>1598405 >sigh >Follow Rika, must be a way to end all of this OP
>>1598435 >>1598433 >>1598427 >>1598418 >the balcony door is locked and sealed shut >you all get teleported back to the big room with jason >jason is making lye and chlorine gas Arthas Menethil
>>1598466 >Light a cigar and think about muh life in the simulation Halton
>>1598466 >sit down take some rest Jack Ward
>>1598466 >I take a seat and ponder on how to go full anime... Noobleone "The Butcher"
OP
>>1598510 01
>you sit down on a chair with spikes in it >it impales your ass >>1598492 >>1598488 >>1598480 (dubs saved)
>jason looks at you guys Don't feel too good, do you guys?
Arthas Menethil
>>1598528 ''I've Still got a score to settle''
>He Takes the cigar off his mouth >He shows a picture of aiko Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598528 "OUCH"
i try to heal it
OP
>>1598544 dubs
>you heal your ass nicely >it becomes a nice muscular piece of ass >sheila is impressed by it >>1598539 >jason looks at the picture Oh her?
>he laughs Feel bad for you man.
Jack Ward
>>1598528 >I awkwardly laugh... "So what we gonna need to grab next... I'm gonna miss that guy..."
Halton
>>1598528 >I want to get out of this place Jason can't you see Arthas Menethil
>>1598556 ''Don't''
>He Pics a knife >He throws into her pic ''Feel bad for her''
>Light my cigar Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598556 i start doing push ups, sit ups, and shadow boxing.
OP
>>1598560 >jason looks at you I need you to make some NO2 and feed it into water.
>>1598562 >he looks at you Yo
>>1598572 >he replies Well, at least you don't have to kill her. I have to kill the girl I like.
>>1598599 dubs
>sheila sees your muscles >sheila gets horny from you working out Halton
>>1598610 >Just tell me you have a way out Arthas Menethil
>>1598610 >He thinks to himself ''I Gotta do this now,end this once and for all''
>He puts a bandana in his head >He puts an eyepatch >He enters on the vent Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598610 "man i'm tired."
i go up to sheila
"so... do you remember anything from the simulation?" i say awkwardly
Jack Ward
>>1598610 "So then, what materials will we need for it, I can probably go look for them."
OP
>>1598638 No need to look, its right here.
>he shows you the power cables They are high voltage.
>>1598621 Sadly, I don't have a way out.
>>1598627 72
>you crawl through the vent >>1598637 >sheila nods Y-Yep...
Jack Ward
>>1598702 "Well, okay, let's get started."
>I begin production of nitrogen dioxide Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1598702 "oh... that's good. i'm glad you didn't forget our time together..."
Arthas Menethil
>>1598702 >Get out of the vent >Look for a lonely arume guard >Ambush her while she is not looking and put my knife into her throat ''So you will be a good girl to tell me where do i look for aiko or this knife might Slip through your throat''
>I Threathen to kill her if she doesn't say where is aiko Halton
>>1598702 >Go through the vent with my pal Arthas while singing this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac OP
>>1598732 23
>you just produce a lot of ozone >>1598737 73
>she smiles Y-Yep...
>>1598755 dubs
T-They're on a space ship heading to earth! They'll be back in a couple of hours!
>>1598756 65
>you go through the vent Arthas Menethil
>>1598793 ''Thanks''
>Knock her out and get her uniform >Hide and wait for their return at the Docking bay Anonymous
>>1598793 "cool..."
i go and sit in the corner.
Halton
>>1598793 >Get down and follow Arthas while trying to not getting caught, act as support, maybe i can get some stuff. Jack Ward
>>1598793 >I continue my attempts to produce NO2 OP
>>1598806 >you hide, but it takes a while >>1598842 24
>you get nothing... NOTHING! >>1598812 >>1598849 >jackward is successful at making NO2 >now he just needs to force it in the water Arthas Menethil
>>1599811 >Hide and wait for her,watch some moonman videos on my cellphone while i wait Jack Ward
>>1599811 "Okay, we've made the gas... now how do we get it into the supply?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1599811 >>1599838 "i'll come with you"
OP
>>1599836 >she takes a while >>1599838 >>1599848 You gotta have it in a glass container
Arthas Menethil
Quoted By:
>>1600015 >Make my own stealth base while waiting for her to arrive Jack Ward
Quoted By:
>>1600015 >I obtain the glass container of Nitrogen dioxide