>>15978012>>15978016As a friendless KHV I doubt I'll ever be in such a situation, but I've prepared a strategy and rehearsed it multiple times. Let's start with the unlikely initiation of the conversation
>so anon, how many have you fuckedNow the plan begins. I shall assume a look of slight disgust and amusement.
>Heavens no, I'm not allowing that to myselfTo which they'll rightfully assume that I'm a religious weirdo and saving myself for marriage
>o-oh, saving yourself for marriage or somethingThen I'll dismiss them with a tone of levity and a chuckle
>of course not, I'm not a weirdo, duhI'll knock on my head and pause for a bit.
>I'm saving myself for when I turn 30, because then you get fearsome sorcerer powers; I've cross-referenced it in my occult research and I intend to obtain that power>petty physical pleasure is of no importance next to magnanimous power!Namedrop some old texts in old tongues, etc. Then allow it to fester. Silence will fall. Everything will be awkward. And then I'll laugh heartily and say
>I know I'm a tremendous actor, you shouldn't feel embarassed for falling for itwith a tone of self-depriction but rooted in confidence. Then we'll all laugh and move past it, because at that point they'll have forgotten about it, carried by the anectode, and possibly assumed that I'm such a stud that I don't need to brag.
>inb4 autismFuck (you). If you're not coming up with plans for each possible situation and conversation, and rehearsing them on your own, you don't belong here.
