Here we go, a Risk thread that will actually last more than thirty minutes or end abruptly with no response.

How to play
>enter your name, color location
>to conquer land, give OP an order
>"Fill X, spill Z" (use spills in case of extra tiles that need to be used)
>read the gets
>understand that your roll determines your tiles
That's about enough a retard from /bant/ can understand, I don't want to ward off the Normans in Risk. Ask other players what to do if you're confused. As for Risk oldfags and just regular players like myself, you know the drill.