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Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 08:44:36 No.16008110 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16008113 >>16008115 >>16008133 >>16008651 >>16008746 >>16008752 >>16008961 >>16013008 >>16013405 >>16013738

>drink coffee
>shit yourself 15 minutes later
yikes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/XRG901v Thu 25 Aug 2022 08:45:19 No.16008113 Report

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>>16008110
Hello, Russian comrade!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CM9CVE06 Thu 25 Aug 2022 08:45:34 No.16008115 Report

Quoted By: >>16008118 >>16008133

>>16008110
use the toilet next time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 08:48:03 No.16008118 Report

Quoted By: >>16008128

>>16008115
I couldn't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CM9CVE06 Thu 25 Aug 2022 08:54:50 No.16008128 Report

Quoted By: >>16008643

>>16008118
well i hope one day you find peace

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sEZiUFwI Thu 25 Aug 2022 08:59:13 No.16008133 Report

Quoted By: >>16008643

>>16008110
Yonkers...
>>16008115
Not Yonkers...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 10:30:54 No.16008643 Report

Quoted By: >>16008834

>>16008133
as far as i know I'm not yonkers>>16008128

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l7ugPkF9 Thu 25 Aug 2022 10:38:24 No.16008651 Report

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>>16008110
just drink more of it until the poopies stop
and wait a few hours for coffee if you've had milk/dairy that day already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mRbnI0Ed Thu 25 Aug 2022 10:42:58 No.16008658 Report

Quoted By: >>16008718

if i drink another cup of coffee after 1 minute, will i shit myself once after 15 minutes and once after 16 minutes, twice after 15 minutes or just once after 15 minutes? is there a limit to how many times i can shit myself a day?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 11:15:11 No.16008718 Report

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>>16008658
you can shit yourself as much as you want to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kfXCQjLq Thu 25 Aug 2022 11:31:51 No.16008746 Report

Quoted By: >>16008754

>>16008110
Why aren't you a part of the special military operation?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j6x9XMDN Thu 25 Aug 2022 11:34:20 No.16008752 Report

Quoted By: >>16008756

>>16008110
That’s the point of drinking coffee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 11:35:21 No.16008754 Report

Quoted By: >>16008767

>>16008746
why aren't you a part of the special military intervention in Yemen/Somali/Syria

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 11:36:06 No.16008756 Report

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>>16008752
seems like it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kfXCQjLq Thu 25 Aug 2022 11:41:09 No.16008767 Report

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>>16008754
Too fat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sEZiUFwI Thu 25 Aug 2022 12:26:00 No.16008834 Report

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>>16008643
That's what a yonkers would say.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MCnD+d3h Thu 25 Aug 2022 13:25:01 No.16008961 Report

Quoted By: >>16008979

>>16008110
Bullshit. I drink 7 pots a day and only rarely shit myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 13:33:45 No.16008979 Report

Quoted By: >>16009003 >>16012594

>>16008961
what is caffeine tolerance my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CM9CVE06 Thu 25 Aug 2022 13:52:54 No.16009003 Report

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>>16008979
are we playing jeopardy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SqNw0j+a Thu 25 Aug 2022 17:36:21 No.16012126 Report

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used to have this problem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7NIJ5dCF Thu 25 Aug 2022 19:18:58 No.16012594 Report

Quoted By: >>16012602 >>16012950

>>16008979
caffeine doesn't make you shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 19:20:57 No.16012602 Report

Quoted By: >>16012622

>>16012594
caffeine makes me shit myself to death and gets me a migraine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7NIJ5dCF Thu 25 Aug 2022 19:30:23 No.16012622 Report

Quoted By: >>16012626

>>16012602
unlucky
coffee makes me shit
caffeine doesn't
caffeine stops my headaches

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 19:32:21 No.16012626 Report

Quoted By: >>16012950

>>16012622
coffee consists of caffeine sir

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:U9cNFQ7z Thu 25 Aug 2022 20:38:29 No.16012909 Report

Quoted By: >>16012971

i had 2 coffee cups today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7NIJ5dCF Thu 25 Aug 2022 20:47:02 No.16012950 Report

Quoted By: >>16012970

>>16012626
caffeine isn't what makes you shit
>>16012594

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 20:51:35 No.16012970 Report

Quoted By: >>16012981

>>16012950
what makes me shit then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 20:51:55 No.16012971 Report

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>>16012909
i would unironically die from that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7NIJ5dCF Thu 25 Aug 2022 20:54:06 No.16012981 Report

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>>16012970
something else in coffee idk
if it were caffeine, energy drinks would make your shits explosive

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Anonymous ID:gamJKKpi Thu 25 Aug 2022 21:01:04 No.16013008 Report

Quoted By: >>16013103

>>16008110
Stay away from Rubusto. Spread for decent Arabica.
It’s worth spending $20 a week on good coffee.
If you can find a local coffee roaster, ask them what they’d recommend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 21:06:45 No.16013103 Report

Quoted By: >>16013108 >>16013325

>>16013008
>it's worth spending 20$ on coffee a week
i can't even spend 20$ on food a week

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7NIJ5dCF Thu 25 Aug 2022 21:08:31 No.16013108 Report

Quoted By: >>16013197

>>16013103
i bought 250g of pure caffeine 6 years ago for $30 and I still have half of it left
it does not taste good however

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 21:13:17 No.16013197 Report

Quoted By: >>16013252

>>16013108
do you like inject it with syringe you damn caffeine junkie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7NIJ5dCF Thu 25 Aug 2022 21:27:27 No.16013252 Report

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>>16013197
no i eat it
i bought capsules to put it in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gamJKKpi Thu 25 Aug 2022 21:47:43 No.16013325 Report

Quoted By: >>16013417

>>16013103
Look for a local roaster anyways. They probably have some good arabica in your price range, if they’re well connected.
I can find some mediocre arabica for like $7 a pound, but I’m willing to pay extra because coffee is all I need or want for breakfast and lunch. You can do that with rotgut, but obviously not worth it.

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Anonymous ID:3fpeGVXs Thu 25 Aug 2022 22:18:58 No.16013405 Report

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>>16008110
How the fuck do so many people have this problem? Are you all just just that constipated where the tiniest amount of a stimulant makes you shit your pants?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vr+ZX6lO Thu 25 Aug 2022 22:22:36 No.16013417 Report

Quoted By: >>16013707

>>16013325
john we don't have coffee shops around unless its moscow
the best thing i can get is 0.35$ shitty 3 in 1 quick coffee from my local supermarket

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gamJKKpi Thu 25 Aug 2022 23:21:23 No.16013707 Report

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>>16013417
God have mercy. No wonder why you’re sharting yourself. You’re drinking a laxative disguised as coffee. Buy some real coffee beans and real half and half. If you can get brown sugar, do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RSxUpHKn Thu 25 Aug 2022 23:34:00 No.16013738 Report

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>>16008110
Doesm't happen to white people

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