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>be me this spring
>mummy told me getting into good college would earn me 10000 gbp
>mfw think of all the tendies
>score 2350 on SAT, take ten AP classes
>accepted to Rice and Northwestern for premed
>One night I unlock mummy's phone and check her messages
>See conversation with Chad boyfriend
>"Anon has matured so much now that he's leaving, maybe he'll even find a smart gf too"
>That bitch thinks she can slip out of my life that easy
>I'll show her
>Visit both colleges, ask to speak to admissions officers
>Tell them my mother is very ill and that I'll have to rescind my applications to take care of her
>They understand and tell me what a hero I am
>Bonus boob hug from hot admissions lady
>Later at home mummy receives two handwritten letters from both school presidents
>Tell her how courageous I am to turn down my applications to stay at home for her
>she looks at me, hope draining from her eyes
>I sit there, sucking the grease from my tendies
>mfw she realizes I'll be mummy's special boy forever
>mummy told me getting into good college would earn me 10000 gbp
>mfw think of all the tendies
>score 2350 on SAT, take ten AP classes
>accepted to Rice and Northwestern for premed
>One night I unlock mummy's phone and check her messages
>See conversation with Chad boyfriend
>"Anon has matured so much now that he's leaving, maybe he'll even find a smart gf too"
>That bitch thinks she can slip out of my life that easy
>I'll show her
>Visit both colleges, ask to speak to admissions officers
>Tell them my mother is very ill and that I'll have to rescind my applications to take care of her
>They understand and tell me what a hero I am
>Bonus boob hug from hot admissions lady
>Later at home mummy receives two handwritten letters from both school presidents
>Tell her how courageous I am to turn down my applications to stay at home for her
>she looks at me, hope draining from her eyes
>I sit there, sucking the grease from my tendies
>mfw she realizes I'll be mummy's special boy forever
