Hey cunts, I intend to try and force my life to be interesting so I'm thinking of visiting the US for 6 months with the money ive saved up in the last 10 years which is basically nothing and live like a hobo wannabe Chris McCandless or at least until i get bored or beat up and come back here.

I don't intend or wish to stay in the US but my fellow beaner brothers have made it very difficult to even visit, I know that I can stay up to six months in the US with an I-94 no matter what I tell the guy in customs, but I don't want them up in my case when i come back in 170 days and start asking for shit like if I worked or did illegal shit while i was there, i understand why they have to ask but its still a pain in the ass

I have a record of travelling through land and air into the US and im in the process of renewing my visa, so I don't have to do the hardest part on my own, I basically just have to walk in there, cancel my hotel reservation as i walk out of the terminal and then come back six months later. If I have to lie, I can ask my family in california to say im staying with them

Is there anything I should know before I start making a half assed plan, or anything i should get and prepare beforehand? i hate how complex the fucking bureaucracy in that country is