>>1603146Marcus.
When I was being conceived, my mom had the flu pretty bad, and when my parents got done sexing, she sneezed on my dad's face. He complained about the mucus all over his face when he had a brilliant idea
>"Hey honey! Marcus sounds like mucus! Let's name our kid that! It's destiny!>"But dear, what if it's a girl?">"No worries, that's why I took these pills! They'll turn any baby male." 
