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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:51:47 No.16053073 View View Reply Original Report

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Why do conservatives love this movie so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:53:43 No.16053074 Report

Quoted By: >>16053075 >>16053080

>>16053073
Because the little shits get what they deserve.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:54:58 No.16053075 Report

Quoted By: >>16053076

>>16053074
>"Look at me everybody I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television!"
>"Wow, what a wild trip that was."
>"This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!"
>"Wow, that was something, can I do it again?"
>"Don't worry about a thing mom, I feel fine!"
>"I'm famous, I'm a TV star! Wait till the kids back home hear about this!"
Mike Teavee gets exactly what he wants though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:56:04 No.16053076 Report

Quoted By: >>16053077

>>16053075
They all do, that's the point. They're retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:56:52 No.16053077 Report

Quoted By: >>16053079 >>16053124

>>16053076
When I was a child Mike's age I never really understood what the problem with what he did was, I mean going into the TV looked fun as hell, I wanted to try it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:57:04 No.16053078 Report

Quoted By: >>16053082 >>16053091 >>16053146

gene is a kike

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:58:17 No.16053079 Report

Quoted By: >>16053081

>>16053077
>turns into a turbogigamanlet for the lulz

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:58:26 No.16053080 Report

Quoted By: >>16053083 >>16053128

>>16053073
>>16053074
They love hurting children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:59:22 No.16053081 Report

Quoted By: >>16053084 >>16053092 >>16053097

>>16053079
What kid hasn't dreamt at some point of jumping into a shrink ray and having fun tiny adventures at that size? Imagine all the fun unique games you could play with your friends like that, and you'd be the most popular kid in the class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 03:59:38 No.16053082 Report

Quoted By: >>16053093

>>16053078
Young Frankenstein was ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:00:13 No.16053083 Report

Quoted By: >>16053134

>>16053080
Abortion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:01:13 No.16053084 Report

Quoted By: >>16053086 >>16053092

>>16053081
And then they grow up. Well, some do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:01:15 No.16053085 Report

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>>16053073
We are the music-makers, and we are the memers of memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:01:40 No.16053086 Report

Quoted By: >>16053092

>>16053084
Would still be the most famous kid tho.

Non homosexual

Non homosexual Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:01:52 No.16053087 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053073
Well I think it does send a good message about hard work and family, I don’t think that can really be debated either

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:04:26 No.16053088 Report

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>>16053073
Liberals don’t love Willy Wonka?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:04:55 No.16053089 Report

Quoted By: >>16053090

>>16053073
It teaches the truth about people being ungrateful for what they are given freely and appreciating only what they have to struggle for

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:05:32 No.16053090 Report

Quoted By: >>16053096

>>16053089
Mike seemed pretty grateful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:05:58 No.16053091 Report

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>>16053078

Keeps my Genes NAME out YA FUCKIN MOUTH!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:07:13 No.16053092 Report

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>>16053081
>>16053084
>>16053086
ha, im the only one here that lived that dream!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:09:34 No.16053093 Report

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>>16053082
Igor was hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:10:21 No.16053094 Report

Quoted By: >>16053095

>strong family bonds celebrated
>lessons against being a fat fuck, a vapid cunt, an impatient twat, and more
>delightful songs

what's not to like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:11:39 No.16053095 Report

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>>16053094
The weirdly fucked up way those lessons and morals are enforced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:11:55 No.16053096 Report

Quoted By: >>16053098

>>16053090
Really? he ignores instructions, tries to take more than what he's offered, and never says thank you for what he is given. just like all the other kids except Charlie who redeems himself in the end

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:11:59 No.16053097 Report

Quoted By: >>16053099 >>16053106

>>16053081
>Imagine all the fun unique games you could play

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:13:03 No.16053098 Report

Quoted By: >>16053100

>>16053096
Mike just wanted to go into the TV, he didn't seem to care about the chocolate all that much and didn't seem to mind not getting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:13:34 No.16053099 Report

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>>16053097
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:14:32 No.16053100 Report

Quoted By: >>16053101

>>16053098
>just wanted to go into the TV
yes he ignores instructions to do it

>he didn't seem to care about the chocolate all that much
he was as greedy for that everlasting gobstopper heist opportunity as any of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:15:19 No.16053101 Report

Quoted By: >>16053102

>>16053100
>yes he ignores instructions to do it
If you were a child would you honestly be able to resist the temptation to play with a shrink-ray teleporter just because some adult made it against the rules?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:17:18 No.16053102 Report

Quoted By: >>16053103

>>16053101
no probably not, and even Charlie disobeys Wonka for the fizzy lifting drink, but the point of the movie is that Charlie alone returns the everlasting gobstopper (instead of trying to claim the heist offered by the "rival candyman" who was really Wonka's agent provocateur) to show gratitude instead of two-faced ingrate sliminess

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:18:02 No.16053103 Report

Quoted By: >>16053104 >>16053107

>>16053102
Tbf none of the other kids were even given that chance, they were all shooed away before they could return their gobstoppers and Augustus never even got a gobstopper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:18:25 No.16053104 Report

Quoted By: >>16053105

>>16053103
you are missing the forest for the trees

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:19:23 No.16053105 Report

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>>16053104
Maybe. Only lesson I ever took away from this movie as a kid is "holy fuck that teleporter looks fuck I wanna do that".

Sage

Sage Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:19:52 No.16053106 Report

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>>16053097
You're not going to post the dickhole antman, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:20:24 No.16053107 Report

Quoted By: >>16053108

>>16053103
>shooed away
They did it to themselves because they were all a bunch of spoiled brats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:21:27 No.16053108 Report

Quoted By: >>16053109 >>16053113

>>16053107
What does Mike do that's ever really bratty? And Charlie drank the fizzy lifting drink, shouldn't he have been shooed away after that too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:21:55 No.16053109 Report

Quoted By: >>16053111

>>16053108
He turned himself into a midget.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:22:33 No.16053110 Report

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>>16053073

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:23:02 No.16053111 Report

Quoted By: >>16053114 >>16053123

>>16053109
Yes, and? He liked it. It's a fucking shrink-ray teleporter, what kid wouldn't play with it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:23:29 No.16053112 Report

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> groomer post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:24:29 No.16053113 Report

Quoted By: >>16053115

>>16053108
He wasn't caught in the act, admittedly for plot reasons, and he almost was in the end until he returned the Gobstopper. He gave those out on the assumption they'd all sell to Slugworth so when he effectively said he wasn't going to do that, he redeemed himself.
Augustus was sent to the ovens
Veruca was sent to the ovens
Violet was a blueberry and had to be juiced
Mike was too small to inherit the factory

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:25:16 No.16053114 Report

Quoted By: >>16053116

>>16053111
That wasn't your question. Of course he liked it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:25:40 No.16053115 Report

Quoted By: >>16053117

>>16053113
>Mike was too small to inherit the factory
Couldn't he just have an oompa loompa or his parents carry him around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:26:11 No.16053116 Report

Quoted By: >>16053119

>>16053114
But how is it bratty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:26:15 No.16053117 Report

Quoted By: >>16053118

>>16053115
How long do you expect a 2 inch tall boy to survive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:27:00 No.16053118 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053117
Fairly long, I don't see what would kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:27:10 No.16053119 Report

Quoted By: >>16053122

>>16053116
Wonka said don't use the shrink ray and he used the shrink ray on himself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:27:24 No.16053120 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:27:58 No.16053121 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053073
Oompa loompas are originally black pygmies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:28:04 No.16053122 Report

Quoted By: >>16053125

>>16053119
Yeah but that was a stupid rule, why should he have to follow it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:28:16 No.16053123 Report

Quoted By: >>16053126

>>16053111
Charlie didn't play with it. And it was also the shabbos goy Grandpa Joe who stole the fizzy lifting drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:28:18 No.16053124 Report

Quoted By: >>16053126

>>16053077
I bet you tried the vaccine, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:28:47 No.16053125 Report

Quoted By: >>16053127

>>16053122
So he doesn't turn into a 2" boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:29:18 No.16053126 Report

Quoted By: >>16053131 >>16053135

>>16053123
>Charlie didn't play with it
And he was the most boring kid in the movie.

>>16053124
>Defying an authority figure to have fun at the cost of safety = listening to authority figures to remain safe
Wut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:29:51 No.16053127 Report

Quoted By: >>16053131

>>16053125
That's not much of an incentive to a child, that just sounds fun to them more than anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:30:12 No.16053128 Report

Quoted By: >>16053134

>>16053080
You're projecting, enabler of child mutilation and pedophilia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:31:02 No.16053129 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053073
Yes, that's right retard. Poison yourself against everything in this world labeled liked or loved by your opposition. You stupid fucking retard. Just lap up that narrative like mmmmm goood!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RETARDED COMMUNIST ZIONIST INSANE FUCKERS THOUGHT THIS SHIT WOULD BE VIABLE. EVERYONE IS BRAINDEAD BECAUSE OF YOU ALL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:31:05 No.16053130 Report

Quoted By:

Even if Mike Teavee did something wrong we can all agree the punishment was disproportionate. What sort of world would we live in if children were permanently shrunk to a couple inches tall just for disobeying their parents one time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:31:06 No.16053131 Report

Quoted By: >>16053133

>>16053127
Thus proving the point (mental) children don't deserve rights. >>16053126

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:31:40 No.16053132 Report

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>>16053073
I do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:32:57 No.16053133 Report

Quoted By: >>16053136

>>16053131
Why should he be deprived of his rights just for having some fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:33:01 No.16053134 Report

Quoted By: >>16053149

>>16053083
Abortion doesn’t hurt the embryo because they can’t feel pain.
>>16053128
>child mutilation
The only people I see supporting circumcision are conservatives
>pedophilia
There are a shit ton of Republicans who got caught raping kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:33:22 No.16053135 Report

Quoted By: >>16053137

>>16053126
>the vaccine means safe

You need to go back, and stay there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:33:37 No.16053136 Report

Quoted By: >>16053139

>>16053133
>what are consequences waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:34:06 No.16053137 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053135
I'm not saying it's actually safe, I'm just saying I don't get the connection you're trying to make.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:34:30 No.16053138 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053073
I watched it on LSD back in 2009ish in Harrisburg nc. Kino as fuck, nowadays I can't take lsd bc I have an unfinished trip that just starts up again and I get the persecution complex/afraid to drink water psychosis trip

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:34:39 No.16053139 Report

Quoted By: >>16053140

>>16053136
The consequences are being shrink to a couple inches tall. Taking away his rights is just arbitrary, why do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:35:22 No.16053140 Report

Quoted By: >>16053141 >>16053142

>>16053139
Because he's an idiot who doesn't think about the future, kind of like liberals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:35:52 No.16053141 Report

Quoted By: >>16053143

>>16053140
How is he not thinking of the future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:36:37 No.16053142 Report

Quoted By: >>16053144

>>16053140
>Because he's an idiot who doesn't think about the future
That's called being a child anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:36:44 No.16053143 Report

Quoted By: >>16053145

>>16053141
>will i be this short forever? who cares!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:37:15 No.16053144 Report

Quoted By: >>16053148

>>16053142
Yes, liberals are children and shouldn't be listened to about anything important. That's why conservatives like this movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:37:22 No.16053145 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053143
There's not a lot of downsides to it desu, he could become wealthy and famous like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:37:27 No.16053146 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053078
it's fitting because willy wonka is basically the devil

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:37:56 No.16053147 Report

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because of the pedo vibes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:37:58 No.16053148 Report

Quoted By: >>16053150

>>16053144
Well unfortunately for you, liberals are not 2 inches tall so you do have to listen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:39:05 No.16053149 Report

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>>16053134
>conveniently ignores "gender affirming" surgery
>conveniently ignores long history of overlap between marxism, queer theory, and "pedosexual" advocacy
False accusations aside, every side has their perverts hiding in the shadows. The difference is that the left is systemically pedophilic. They're the only ones arguing that children understand consent and sexual identity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:40:06 No.16053150 Report

Quoted By: >>16053151

>>16053148
You still have the same mentality. Go ahead, tell me what life is like six minutes from now. You can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:41:43 No.16053151 Report

Quoted By: >>16053153

>>16053150
>Be Mike
>Shrink to a couple inches
>Have a life full of adventure and fun with the classmates as the most popular kid in school
>Grow up, become famous as the tiniest person on earth
>Use fame to obtain wealth by speaking at events and acting in movies
>Live happily
There, I told you life for the rest of Mike's life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:41:49 No.16053152 Report

Quoted By:

>>16053073

Everybody loves it ya dipshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:42:57 No.16053153 Report

Quoted By: >>16053155

>>16053151
>dies in 7 minutes due to a gust of wind blowing his lungs out

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:43:07 No.16053154 Report

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>>16053073
uncle joe was a Democrat-voting welfare recipient and the movie doesn't hide how he jumped out of bed for more gibs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:43:52 No.16053155 Report

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>>16053153
Wonka's technology is basically magic, if he can talk and breathe normally that small already he'd be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CkMI1vVU Thu 01 Sep 2022 04:49:36 No.16053163 Report

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How do you think all the other kids in Mike Teavee's class reacted when he returned to the class at only 2 inches tall?

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