After the Chimer Jews became dark skins, they no longer called themselves Chimer anymore. They became Dunmer, which may be mispronounced “dumber” by the outlanders. Only the false gods of the Tribunal had the power to be golden bitch goddess girlbossed. For a long time Almalexia was the bad bitch Jewess who ruled them all. Whenever the bad daedra came? They got Almalexia’s ordinators to fuck em up. If Mehrunes Dagon tried to cross over, she would shove a fire sword up his ass. As for the daedra god of rape, well he was having sex with the hermaphrodite and a bunch of weird shit happened with scamps.

Meanwhile the most intelligent person in the room Sotha Sil left because he was too good for everyone and he lived in a giant clock. Well his story ends quiet sad. His big IQ had no effect when Almalexia had her last trrrible manic episode.

You see she could never get over the fact that they weren’t really gods. They were just old Jews LARPing as gods with ancient fucked up mountain Jewish wizard technology. Once the homosexual vampire Dagoth Ur came back with weird ANTICHRIST magic it was over.

Mania became rampant in Morrowind after Dagoth Ur’s psychotic invasion. He commanded the powers of MK ULTRA itself. He could hack your dreams. Many turned to skooma. That was when the blue babe daedra said that Jesus Nerevar comes back. They said he would come back in the form of N’WAH. The fundamentalist race realists working for the Tribunal didn’t like this. Jesus Nerevar would have to go through many trials with the elites and the ashlander tribes. He would kill the homosexual vampire living within the darkness of Red Mountain and end the cursed degeneracy that comes from Lorkhan’s heart.

That is the legend. Some say that the Nerevarine is the Nobody, and Maiq might know more about this. Or might not. Perhaps Maiq knows nothing.