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Mandatory Tard Stories thread

ID:Hm75M+Bs No.1606216 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
here, I'll tell one that I posted on b earlier this morning
>be freshmen year
>bathrooms outside the commons area are packed for some reason, let some shelter kids dick around on my phone
>theres tables out there or something, I think this was schedule day
>it was also take your tard for a walk day
>tard is a screecher, I was walking up the stairs one day and tard is making the most god awful noises
>I say something like what the fuck
>look up
>wrangler and tard looking at me, wrangler smiling awkwardly
>putthatthingonalesh.jpeg
>back to story
>I stop at the air hockey nearest to the wall and at the entrance
>look at tard being propped up by wrangler
>try to avoid eye contact after this
>make a dash for the entrance and run past tard, tard is like 4 ft and I am a 5'6 female
>tard reaches up and fucking grabs my shoulders and fucking PULLS ME in front of her
>I'm not a skinny bitch, not fat either, but this tard weighs like 50 pounds
>fucking try to get away, tard holding tard not doing any fucking thing
>tard wrangler says "do you love her">
>wtf.gif
>trying to jerk away and push this retard away as gently as I can
>tard fucking reaches up and starts pulling my hair
>get away as tard loses her tard strength and grip
>tries to grab me again and I say sorry
>laugh it off, make a quick dash to the bathroom
>I think that tard graduated this year but they usually come back and I'm scared, sometimes when I'm dicking off in the hallway me and my friends can hear her moans and wails
>what if she starts to walk on her own one day
>she's getting closer everyday
>help