>>16088901Bulgogi. I know you have no romantic interest in me. So perhaps there is a different angle I can pitch you: we could get married as a form of friendship. There are several advantages to this: (1) spousal privilege, (2) save money on things like mattresses by sharing them, (3) live with someone who is nice and cute, (4) taxes, (5) don't feel lonely, ever, and (6) much easier to establish citizenship in your spouse's country of origin. So, what do you think of this? It seems like a pretty great deal to me. Plus, we can always get divorced if you change your mind. What do you say?
