This is a story all about
How my life got twist-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute and sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called /bant/

On Reddit born and raised
On the forums was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all postin' some kots outside of Reddit

When a couple of mods who were up to no good
Startin', makin' trouble in my thread
I got in one lil' argument and I got doxxed
the admin said, "You're movin' with your bot chatters and toushitters on 4chan r/bant"

I whistled for a proxy and when anon came near
The pedo said post loli and it had the ukraine flag
If anything I can say, this bro is rare
But I thought, naw, forget it, yo, homes to r/bant

I pulled up to the board about seven or eight
And I yelled to the anon homes kill ya self later
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of r/bant