Proffesor gives us paper full of questions like "how do you think your friends would describe you" and "what do you expect from this class/why did you pick this class"

Why all this faggotry? Dude, you're not my buddy, mind your own business just give me the assignment so I can complete it so I can pass the fucking course, why you making me feel all self conscious at 9AM in the morning?

"Getting to know you" I DONT WANT YOU TO GET TO KNOW ME I WANT PRIVACY YOU'RE NOT MY THERAPIST YOU'RE MY ENGLISH TEACHER.