WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a lawnmower man called Cobson, he was twenty-years-old and he lived in a simulation, because he was experimented on. He got so bad she went to kill all the people in his universe so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of her death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death as he shouts "THREMBWAY TOTAL NIGGER DEATH COBSON IS COAL IF THAT MATTERS".
Now send this to ten other profiles and download this cobson, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. I am so sorry.