>be today
>visit the store to buy a football for my cousin
>feel like kicking it down the escalator
>don't because that'd be weird because people will think that someone might trip and hurt themselves
>dad takes me to a restaurant
>ask the waitress what some of the options mean because we're paying for what we get and it can't be expected of me what stuff on some menu means, so it's not weird to ask
>get lost and can't find our car
>just keep looking because stuff like that happens
>buy some shoes
>try whatever looks nice and don't rush, ask for all the different sizes and stuff because that's not a weird thing to do and it's their job to give me what I want
Easy peasy.
