it might not happen to me, and hasn't yet, but i am a paranoid retard and thought of things to do in case i did start balding. i had the idea to wear beanies all the time, but then i overheard some people making fun of a guy for wearing hats to cover the fact he's balding (just like my plan) so my new plan would be to shave my head.
but none of that has even happened so i don't know why i thought up a solution to it.
