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Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:23:39 No.16127103 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16127259 >>16128847 >>16133177

Bant. How do I convince my gf that it would fall under Nash equilibrium for her to hold hands and also cuddle with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:24:58 No.16127106 Report

Quoted By: >>16127115

Rape her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:28:56 No.16127115 Report

Quoted By: >>16127146

>>16127106
Explain.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cd16wwO4 Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:30:18 No.16127121 Report

Quoted By: >>16127130

You need a gf to begin with.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:33:57 No.16127130 Report

Quoted By: >>16127227

>>16127121
I already have a gf. And I like her so much that I want to hold hands with her and maybe even cuddle...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:d07OR/Lo Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:34:07 No.16127132 Report

Quoted By: >>16127134

Nacho wake up
She's not real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:34:51 No.16127134 Report

Quoted By: >>16127137

>>16127132
She IS real! I just saw her today!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:d07OR/Lo Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:36:01 No.16127137 Report

Quoted By: >>16127142 >>16127188

>>16127134
But have you ever touched her? Ever? cat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:38:41 No.16127142 Report

Quoted By: >>16127151

>>16127137
Never. She wiil not let me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:39:27 No.16127146 Report

Quoted By: >>16127187

>>16127115
I forgot, you are a low-testosterone beta male. Try swallowing one of those blue pills with the word "Viagra" inscribed that you find in your dad's drawer. Then look at your "gf" again after a few minutes. The built on compass should naturally direct you towards a warm, moist cavern.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d07OR/Lo Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:41:00 No.16127151 Report

Quoted By: >>16127187

>>16127142
She is either not real or not actually your gf and perhaps doesn't even know you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:56:32 No.16127187 Report

Quoted By: >>16127198

>>16127146
I am not going to rape her...
>>16127151
Of course she knows me. What a stupid thing to say...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 04:56:49 No.16127188 Report

Quoted By: >>16127220

>>16127137
Nice cat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:00:43 No.16127198 Report

Quoted By: >>16127240

>>16127187
Why not? You want to hold her hand, right? Rape happens to produce the greatest success rate compared to any other tactic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d07OR/Lo Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:09:25 No.16127220 Report

Quoted By:

>>16127188
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fgroNdlJ Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:12:35 No.16127227 Report

Quoted By: >>16127240

>>16127130
cats have paws i dont think those count as hands also you cant just say a cat is your gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:22:07 No.16127240 Report

Quoted By: >>16127242

>>16127198
Or I could just... not rape her.
>>16127227
She is not a cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fgroNdlJ Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:23:18 No.16127242 Report

Quoted By: >>16127263

>>16127240
well then i hate to break it to you bro but bulgogi is not your gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fP0+TUo+ Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:32:14 No.16127259 Report

Quoted By: >>16127265

>>16127103
watch a movie and just do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:34:26 No.16127263 Report

Quoted By: >>16127266

>>16127242
I have never met the Bulgogi in real life. Probably because I am not in Korea...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:35:27 No.16127265 Report

Quoted By: >>16127272

>>16127259
Which one should I watch with her? A scary movie which makes her want my physical protection?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d07OR/Lo Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:35:31 No.16127266 Report

Quoted By: >>16127297

>>16127263
I hate to break it to you nacho but your nintencat is not your gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:36:46 No.16127272 Report

Quoted By: >>16127297

>>16127265
Or, you can just make it easy on yourself and rape her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:48:20 No.16127297 Report

Quoted By: >>16127304 >>16127307

>>16127266
No, she is a real human female!
>>16127272
I don't really want to have sex with her though... Just cuddling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d07OR/Lo Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:56:25 No.16127304 Report

Quoted By: >>16127310

>>16127297
No

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Tue 13 Sep 2022 05:57:48 No.16127307 Report

Quoted By: >>16127311

>>16127297
Forget the viagra, you need testosterone instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 06:00:05 No.16127310 Report

Quoted By: >>16127501

>>16127304
Well this whole thread is pointless unless I actually have a gf. So you ought to just assume that I am telling the truth, or else what is the point of posting here?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 06:00:43 No.16127311 Report

Quoted By: >>16127313

>>16127307
I could be a lesbian for all you know...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Tue 13 Sep 2022 06:01:22 No.16127313 Report

Quoted By: >>16127320

>>16127311
Post your hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 06:06:21 No.16127320 Report

Quoted By: >>16127329

>>16127313
No, someone here would definitely fap to it...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Tue 13 Sep 2022 06:10:39 No.16127329 Report

Quoted By:

>>16127320
Now what kind of reprobate would commit to such a reprehensible sin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:caOi5ohF Tue 13 Sep 2022 06:36:02 No.16127370 Report

Quoted By:

fart into her face
make sure poo particles invade her nostrils

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:65mteFn2 Tue 13 Sep 2022 07:11:46 No.16127416 Report

Quoted By: >>16127472

I think I've figured it out. She is real, only a girl friend and not a girlfriend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Tue 13 Sep 2022 07:17:49 No.16127472 Report

Quoted By: >>16127526

>>16127416
The validity of his "gf" is a discarded concern. Now, the question of wether the character in question is indeed a lesbian has roused great interest....may a photograph of his hand quell all nebulosity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d07OR/Lo Tue 13 Sep 2022 07:37:22 No.16127501 Report

Quoted By:

>>16127310
Please just tell us the plot twist already this soap opera has obviously stagnated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:65mteFn2 Tue 13 Sep 2022 07:49:38 No.16127526 Report

Quoted By:

>>16127472
Unless I'm mistaken, OP is the same person who made threads about wanting an asexual girlfriend a while ago. My theory is that he failed in his quest and made friends with a girl who is not interested in him romantically, a lesbian perhaps, her being the next best thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lOcMWSC/ Tue 13 Sep 2022 15:41:42 No.16128516 Report

Quoted By: >>16128749 >>16128847

This thread got me like
Bruuuuhh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErbOs0SG Tue 13 Sep 2022 16:43:42 No.16128749 Report

Quoted By:

>>16128516
Why? What is wrong with my thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TA+uJ+HQ Tue 13 Sep 2022 17:09:12 No.16128847 Report

Quoted By: >>16128891 >>16132155

>>16127103
hi nch what do you think of my nana
>>16128516
hi henry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:65mteFn2 Tue 13 Sep 2022 17:26:13 No.16128891 Report

Quoted By: >>16128897

>>16128847
You didn't beat the American in a duel though, you can't claim Nana as your own.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TA+uJ+HQ Tue 13 Sep 2022 17:27:40 No.16128897 Report

Quoted By: >>16128900

>>16128891
he fled from the challenge which makes me the winner by default

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:65mteFn2 Tue 13 Sep 2022 17:29:36 No.16128900 Report

Quoted By: >>16128902 >>16130529

>>16128897
What's wrong with the alternatives?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TA+uJ+HQ Tue 13 Sep 2022 17:30:29 No.16128902 Report

Quoted By:

>>16128900
what alternatives

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TA+uJ+HQ Tue 13 Sep 2022 20:50:32 No.16130529 Report

Quoted By:

>>16128900
answer me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lOcMWSC/ Wed 14 Sep 2022 00:21:27 No.16132155 Report

Quoted By: >>16132223 >>16132247

>>16128847
nah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:go49PMVm Wed 14 Sep 2022 00:38:18 No.16132223 Report

Quoted By: >>16132246

>>16132155
iah

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lOcMWSC/ Wed 14 Sep 2022 00:51:35 No.16132246 Report

Quoted By:

>>16132223

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TA+uJ+HQ Wed 14 Sep 2022 00:51:45 No.16132247 Report

Quoted By: >>16132254 >>16133639

>>16132155
I think I will stop posting satori because my satori posting was dropping in quality and also there was a lot of negative satori culture going on

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lOcMWSC/ Wed 14 Sep 2022 00:53:15 No.16132254 Report

Quoted By:

>>16132247
unfortunate but understandable, but I don't think the amount of negative satori culture was any greater than usual from my pov

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pQD6dv88 Wed 14 Sep 2022 06:17:49 No.16133177 Report

Quoted By:

>>16127103

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zOH3g33i Wed 14 Sep 2022 10:30:34 No.16133639 Report

Quoted By:

>>16132247
Negative satori culture? What?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d07OR/Lo Wed 14 Sep 2022 16:23:51 No.16134843 Report

Quoted By:

we can always make things more negative

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