Gated community liberals piss me off so much
>invited to professor's shindig after graduation
>he lives in the upper middle class part of town
>we're kinda buddy-buddy so I convinced him to take the bus with me to uptown
>he's all for it, says he hasn't done field work in 20 years and a good sociologist loves an adventure
>we get on the bus and we're the only white people on it
>he is visibly anxious and confused
>walks passed the bus driver without handing over a fare
>sassy independent black woman who need no man yells at him
>AYO YOU DERE IN THE SOCK AND SANDALS, YOU GOTTA PAY TWO FIDDY
>he nearly shits himself and stumbles back to the front of the bus and puts in a $20
>I'm already seated in the back guarding my backpack from a pack of feral niggers
>the bus is already in motion before he walks away from the front and almost trips 3 times getting to the back where I am
>"Damn anon I'm out of practice when it comes to city slicking hahaha...."
>after a 45 minute ride we get to uptown
>we get off and one black guy gets off
>whispers to me, "huh I didn't know those people lived here..."
>we finally arrive on foot to his huge fucking house and I say, "Yep, that's my routine, professor, I walk to this neighborhood 4 days a week from the campus after taking the bus"
>his eyes are fucking huge like an aye-aye
>"I've never seen that many black people except in class"
>kinda get concerned, think he's having a mental breakdown
>go inside and talk to his wife, ask him why he's acting so strange

I shit you not, this is what she says
>he suffered a traumatic event in Haiti when a cuckold session went horribly wrong and we were both raped

After he calmed down the party got underway and some shitty Irish folk band he hired got to jamming and it was pretty lit

Anyway, post what's been on your mind lately and let's see if this thread can get comfy