>>16140401A rabbi, the pope, and a boy scout leader are on a plane. The plane starts going down and the pilot jumps leaving two chutes. The Pope is about to begin a speech about pious sacrifice when the rabbi grabs a pack and jumps from the plane. The Boy Scout leader says "Father, take the last chute for yourself." The Pope just laughs and says "We can both have a chute. That greedy kike took my carry on".
