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>be brazilian
>18 years old
>go visit grandparents in Berlin
>good times, grandparents fun
>they ask you to go to the bakery
>fine.jpeg
>walking on the streets and chill
>"hey kiddo, soviets are going to kick our asses, get in the truck, we must fight for die füher"
>"b-but I'm Brazilian!"
>"no ur is German!"
>"no I'm not, watch dis: HUEHUEBRBR UMA DELÍCIA"
>"Nein, you German, get in truck NOW"
>"Fuck!"
>caralho_que_merda.gif
>go to war
>get kicked by soviets
>become woina plenni
>treated like shit by commies
>hello-darkness-my-old-fren.mp3
>get send to Americans one year later
>come back to hueland without bread
(yeah, that really happened)
>18 years old
>go visit grandparents in Berlin
>good times, grandparents fun
>they ask you to go to the bakery
>fine.jpeg
>walking on the streets and chill
>"hey kiddo, soviets are going to kick our asses, get in the truck, we must fight for die füher"
>"b-but I'm Brazilian!"
>"no ur is German!"
>"no I'm not, watch dis: HUEHUEBRBR UMA DELÍCIA"
>"Nein, you German, get in truck NOW"
>"Fuck!"
>caralho_que_merda.gif
>go to war
>get kicked by soviets
>become woina plenni
>treated like shit by commies
>hello-darkness-my-old-fren.mp3
>get send to Americans one year later
>come back to hueland without bread
(yeah, that really happened)
