hey, /bant/, I'm going to be sharing a story or two of mine when I cashiered. Feel free to expand this thread with both real and fake stories, so long as they're interesting enough.

>be me, 18
>cashier at pretzel/cinnamon roll place
>helping asian woman
>all attention on her
>"EKSCYUUSE ME, ARE YU GON' ANSER ME?!?"
>look behind asian
>old nigger. maybe kid during Civil War
>asks about item
>"sir, just give me a moment. I'm trying to serve customers in the order they arrive."
>finish asian
>"Hello, sir, how can I he-"
>"Oh, so NAO YU GON' SERV ME?!"
>"sir, I'm trying to help customers in the order they arrive. what can I get for you?"
>orders 2 small rolls, 1 with pecans
>nigger gets on iPhone in middle of ordering
>"sir, we only have one small roll-"
>face snaps toward me
>whipcrack.ogg
>"WHA', SO YU CAN' PUT CAR-UH-MELL AND PECAHNZ OHN IT?!"
>"I can, but-"
>"THEN DU IT!"
>goes back on phone
>make it. charge for 1.
>"I ORDUR 2!"
>"I told you, we only had one."
>"I PAY FOHR 2!"
>point at receipt
>1 small pecan roll
>try to send him on his way
>my co-nigga on other register talks about small rolls coming out of oven in 1 minute
>eyeroll.gif
>sell fresh small roll
>niggest nigger leaves

I have more, if people take a liking to this thread.