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Get yourself some oxy. crush it up and start mixing it in her food and drinks. Just a little at first. Slowly build up the dose so that she doesn't notice. After she's good and hooked you take a short trip. Visit family, take a fishing trip, or whatever. She starts feeling like shit. You come back and start "feeding" her again. In a few week you take another trip. weekend camping with the bros. She starts to feel like shit. You come home fix her a drink.
Pavlov's girlfriend.