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EverQuest Nostalgia thread 2

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So as we all know this game in original state was quite literally a masterpiece. I have probably one of the better stories of no-lifing this game from classic all the way to Velious... in fact i lost my virginity to a ginger haired woman with perfect fucking tits and a curvey body she was maybe 5'2 120lbs just absolute perfection. We played on Luclin server and she was a dark elf enchanter named Vainya a'sa. We got married in game and played every day i'd come home from school and play until 2am and sleep halfway through class the next day. I met her when i was 14 and she was turning 21. We ended up quitting after Velious sold our characters on ebay and used the money to meet. I flew her out and thought we'd need a motel room since i was obviously in school and underage still. Some how some way my grandparents didn't give a flying fuck in fact she was so tiny that they probably thought she was in high school as well. So my lucky ass lost my virginity to this beautiful woman and after 2 weeks of nonstop fucking and teaching me everything she knew ended up having a mental breakdown and saying she was going to end up in jail. I cried like a little bitch as she got into the blue shuttle that took her back to the airport and we never spoke again. 3-4 years of my life just gone in an instant. It really fucked up my grades as all I could think about was playing this godamn game and jerking off to our sexting cyber sex sessions while we sat our characters in some Inn by Freeport or lavastorm. So anyone else care to share??